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Make Things Worse Sticker Pack Gift with $50 Purchase

Make Things Worse Sticker Pack Gift with $50 Purchase

We do our best to make more and more and more Calamityware products, but there’s never enough time for everything. We probably won’t ever fulfill our dreams of Things-Could-Be-Worse toolboxes, drums, skateboards, hand puppets, wheelchairs, steamer trunks, or laptops. Fortunately, with these stickers you can make almost anything worse. 

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If after reading these details, you still have questions about the giveaway, please email robot@calamityware.com. We can't respond to questions posted in the comments.

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WHICH PURCHASES QUALIFY
1. This promotion is only valid for purchases made at Calamityware.com. It has nothing to do with any of the highly diverting Kickstarter projects we have had or may be currently running.

2. Single orders of $50 or more of product from Calamityware.com qualify for the free gift.

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HOW TO ADD YOUR FREE STICKER PACK
3. If your cart has $50 or more of product in it, a pop-up message will appear on the Cart page asking if you want to add the free sticker pack to your order.

4. If you want the sticker pack, click Add to Cart. If you don't want the sticker pack, click, "No thanks." Keep in mind, no substitutions are allowed.

5. Be patient on the Cart page to allow the pop-up to load. If you have over $50 in your cart, the pop-up will eventually appear after several seconds. If it's not working, make sure you have pop-ups enabled in your web browser.

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TIMING
6. The promotion starts on Friday, April 1, 2022, at 12:01 a.m., Eastern time, just in time for April Fool's Day. But this is no joke. Free stickers. Yay!

7. The promotion ends on Saturday, April 30, 2022, at 11:59 p.m., Eastern time, or sooner if we run out before then.

8. If you make a purchase outside of the promotion period, you cannot receive a free sticker pack. Please don’t ask. Saying no is really hard for Robot, so don't put that kind of pressure on her. But you can buy a pack if you like them that much.

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THRESHOLD
9. If you purchase more than $50 worth of product (not including shipping or taxes), you will receive a FREE Make Things Worse sticker pack while supplies last during the promotion period. If your shopping cart isn’t up to the $50 level, browse around our site. We have some lower-priced items you can add on that make great gifts...kitchen textiles, playing cards, notecards, BADbandanas, books, pins, etc. You’re sure to find something.

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SHIPPING
10. If your order qualifies to receive the sticker pack, your shipping costs will be adjusted slightly to accommodate the addition of the sticker pack. Shipping is a necessary evil. We’re sorry it has to be this way. If you prefer not to receive a free sticker pack, you can delete it from your shopping cart before you check out. As a reminder, we are offering free shipping for U.S. orders over $200.

Please note that the free sticker pack must be shipped with the rest of your order. So, if you are buying a platter for Aunt Sally but you want to keep the sticker pack, you should have the package shipped to your address and make arrangements to visit Aunt Sally to give her the platter. She misses you.

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WANT TO BUY SOME?
11. If you qualify for the free sticker pack and would like to buy more, use this link because trying to increase the number of promotional sticker packs you receive will only confuse the system.

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DESIGN
12. There are six stickers in this pack. Stickers are approximately 3" (8 cm) tall. Printed in the USA. Designs include your favorite Things-Could-Be-Worse characters: zombie poodle, pirate ship, pterodactyl, giant frog, robot, and the pagoda with bear and cat.

Comments on this post (3)

  • Apr 08, 2022

    Man I want these stickers! I wish you could sell them independently of orders because I’ve already done my calamityware shopping and I’m broke AF. Any possibility in future? Thanks regardless, your stuff brings me joy. xo Meaddows Ryan

    — Meaddows Ryan

  • Apr 03, 2022

    YEA STICKERS!!!!!

    — Cindy

  • Apr 03, 2022

    STICKERS!!! HURRAH!!! I shall be eagerly adding to my home’s Calamity Quotient in the immediate future. (Now, if only there were a flying monkey sticker…hint, hint…) ;-)

    — Katrina B

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