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$ 57.00 
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A celebration of solitude in a time of lockdowns, quarantines, and social distancing. When the world gets crowded again, this t-shirt will be a timeless reminder of what we’ve been through. Makes a great gift for your isolated friends.
Printed on Bella+Canvas black t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).
Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut.
The design is printed using the discharge method rather than traditional silk screening. This is done with water-based inks that soak into the fabric, instead of just sitting on top of it, which makes for a lighter weight, look, and feel.
Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.
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Shipping Information:
We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).
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These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.
Calamityware is a tiny, five-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
This is the best shirt ever! Great quality.
If I could I would buy everything from here and proudly wear and or display/use with pride and glee!The art perfectly displays all of my interests.
Excited for future purchases! Thanks for gifting us all with your talent and wit!
Just what I needed for the man who understands hype vs. reality.
GREAT shirt! The design, the softness...I gave as a gift to 2 people and they were thrilled!
This shirt was the perfect gift to give my nephew for xmas. I just love your t-shirts. They are so soft and top notch designs.
LOVE this shirt. Great quality, amazing art work and very suiting for the times.
Great shirt. Some think it’s a Christmas ornament. That makes it very seasonal. Good quality and service. Thanks.
This is an awesome shirt because it’s so soft, from 100% ring spun cotton, and fits me so well! This is my second tee shirt from you and I LOVE them both! A dark purple would make Don’s drawing pop as well! Hint, hint ...
Comfortable and soft - and I love the design so much I decided to get the print, too.
My son will love the T-Shirt. He's enjoying working from home in his own little bubble so it's perfect. The quality of the shirt itself is A+ just like your other shirts we've ordered from you. This shirt may be overlooked for it's awesome image because of how small it appears on a phone. If it's a gift, remember priority mail takes just short of a month now. Ridiculous.
Very comfortable. Lots of positive comments.
