{"title":"Hidden Kitten","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"things-could-be-worse-teacups-and-saucers-2-pack","title":"Things Could Be Worse Teacups and Saucers (2-pack)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;No matter how bad your day is going, this beautiful porcelain teapot graciously reminds you that things could be much worse. 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You could also be pursued by Sasquatch, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs, and other inconveniences from Don Moyer's sketchbook.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;No matter how bad your day is going, this beautiful porcelain teapot graciously reminds you that things could be much worse. You could also be pursued by Sasquatch, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs, and other inconveniences from Don Moyer's sketchbook.\\n\\nFind more Things Could Be Worse items here. {add link to all the stuff]\\n\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":15359,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":3,\"3\":8},\"5\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"6\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"7\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"8\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"9\":0,\"10\":0,\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"14\":{\"1\":3,\"3\":1},\"15\":\"Calibri\",\"16\":12}' data-sheets-textstyleruns='{\"1\":0}{\"1\":312,\"2\":{\"2\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":16711680}}}{\"1\":339}'\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollector note:\u003c\/strong\u003e In November 2025, we began selling our new Cmielow workshop's version of teacups and saucers. The only obvious difference is a slightly smaller saucer diameter \u003cspan data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;No matter how bad your day is going, these beautiful porcelain tea set pieces graciously remind you that things could be much worse. You could also be pursued by Sasquatch, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs, and other inconveniences from Don Moyer's sketchbook.\\n\\nAvailable in two different bundles:\\n\\nTeapot, Sugar and Creamer\\nTeapot, Sugar and Creamer, and four 12-ounce Things-Could-Be-Worse mugs\\n\\nTeapot and sugar\/creamer set are also available individually.\\n\\nTeacups and saucers are coming at the end of 2022.\\n\\nFind more Things Could Be Worse items here. {add link to all the stuff]\\n\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":15359,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":3,\"3\":8},\"5\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"6\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"7\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"8\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"9\":0,\"10\":0,\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"14\":{\"1\":3,\"3\":1},\"15\":\"Calibri\",\"16\":12}' data-sheets-textstyleruns='{\"1\":0}{\"1\":475,\"2\":{\"5\":1}}{\"1\":525}{\"1\":571,\"2\":{\"2\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":16711680}}}{\"1\":598}'\u003eand the blues might not match perfectly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFind more Things Could Be Worse® items \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/calamityware.com\/collections\/things-could-be-worse\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calamityware","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40479562760215,"sku":"CM404C","price":77.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0311\/1105\/products\/IMG_0061_sq.jpg?v=1706891420"},{"product_id":"calamityware-cat-saucers-2-pack","title":"Calamityware Cat Saucers (2-pack)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-sheets-textstyleruns='{\"1\":0}{\"1\":312,\"2\":{\"2\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":16711680}}}{\"1\":339}' data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":15359,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":3,\"3\":8},\"5\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"6\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"7\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"8\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"9\":0,\"10\":0,\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"14\":{\"1\":3,\"3\":1},\"15\":\"Calibri\",\"16\":12}' data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;No matter how bad your day is going, this beautiful porcelain teapot graciously reminds you that things could be much worse. 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