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Expand your art collection with Don’s view of paradise—safe at home on your own planet. A celebration of solitude in a time of lockdowns, quarantines, and social distancing. When the world gets crowded again, this will be a timeless reminder of what we’ve been through.

Limited-edition, letterpress print on acid-free, 100 percent cotton paper.

This design is also available in unisex and women's t-shirts.

Dimensions & More Info
  • Printed image: 9" x 9" (23 cm x 23 cm)
  • Paper: 11" x 11" (28 cm x 28 cm)
  • Matte: 12" x 12" (30.5 cm x 30.5 cm)
  • Signed and numbered by the artist, Don Moyer.
  • Includes a Certificate of Authenticity.
  • Printed on heavy sheets of Crane’s Lettra white—an acid-free, 100 percent cotton, 300 gsm sheet.
  • Images are lovingly bumped into the paper’s surface in rich black ink by master printer, Bryce Knudson of Bjørn Press.
  • Made in the USA.
  • Ships flat and unframed.
    Makes a rare gift for your isolated friends.
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    Where it's made

    Letterpress printing creates a relief print by pressing an inked design into paper. For centuries, it was the main printing method, but now it’s practiced mainly by artisans who appreciate a letterpress print’s unique tactile beauty. Bryce Knudson at Bjørn Press in Provo, Utah does masterful work on our letterpress prints, ensuring our designs are vibrant and sharp.

    Who we are

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 17 reviews
    Great print and will always be evocative of this time

    It's beautifully printed and I love it! It arrived quickly and in perfect shape - great packing. My only problem is that my home decor is quickly becoming a style I guess I should refer to as "Calamity" - which, come to think of it, describes my housekeeping. Anyhoo, the print is super. Thanks!

    Distancing Goals

    I was compelled to buy this because souvenirs of the pandemic are hard to come by and some day I thought I may want to look back and remember how GREAT a job I did at both social distancing and remaining positive by reminding myself that things could always be worse.

    Alexandra N.

    This is lovely. At first glance, I thought it was a pocket watch. Any chance of that happening?

    Another home rum!

    I have a disturbing variety of Calamityware items around my house, the latest of which is this lovely “Locations...” print, which will forever remind me of extreme pandemic social distancing. The original mat was damaged a bit in shipping, but the busy gnomes at Calamityware responded quickly and sent a replacement mat in no time. Thanks!

    Christmas Ornament

    This is my first visit to this website and I'm enjoying it tremendously, thinking about what I'd like to get for gifts for those on my Christmas shopping list. When I came across this print, I actually thought it was a Christmas ornament. Please consider bringing this print to life as an ornament.

    Love love love!

    This is awesome and so perfect for the current times! Excellent quality, fast secure shipping. Just waiting on the frame to arrive. Thanks bunches Calamity Ware!

    love it!

    this is absolutely lovely! but then aren't all things "calamity"?! seriously, though, this is a great print and matted very nicely. can't wait to frame it and hang it. have the spot already picked out so i can look at it while at my computer.

    Location! And time in space.

    Love this print. As soon as I saw it, I thought of Saint Exupery’s little prince on his own planet. Of course his house looked like that! My husband, who makes and repairs clocks, thought of it as an exquisite timepiece. It makes us both happy! The print travelled well, and as. Always working with the Calamity workshop’s elves and giant robots was a real pleasure.


    The print is amazing. I love everything about it.

    Great print

    A wonderful print on quality paper. Shipped in a very timely manner.