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You could also be pursued by Sasquatch, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs, and other inconveniences from Don Moyer's sketchbook.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;No matter how bad your day is going, this beautiful porcelain teapot graciously reminds you that things could be much worse. 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The only obvious difference is a slightly smaller saucer diameter \u003cspan data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;No matter how bad your day is going, these beautiful porcelain tea set pieces graciously remind you that things could be much worse. 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