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Lunch? Women's T-Shirt

Size: Women's S

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This friendly bowl-sized creature is inviting you to lunch. Either that or he IS lunch. Definitely a conversation starter if you wear this t-shirt to your favorite restaurant.

Printed on Bella+Canvas lightweight slate heather t-shirt (52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester).

Also available as a t-shirt in a unisex cut.

Sizes & More Info

The design is printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 7 reviews
Brandi G.
Love this little lunch fella!

This shirt is super great! It's sturdy yet soft. I like the way it fits, not stupid and boxy like many t-shirts out there. The artwork is awesome and the screen print is holding up nicely after several washes. I'm happy with all of my Calamityware purchases and am always on the lookout for new and exciting things from Mr. Moyer's brain!

Diane C.
New Pet Sparks Joy

A woman told me that this might be the best t-shirt she had ever seen in her life. I was quite proud to be showing off my new pet. She never needs to be fed or walked.

Lisa B.
Love Lunch

I thought this was the cutest illustration when I saw it, so had to order it.
I'm pretty picky about my tees, as an illustrator myself, and a t shirt aficionado. I really love this one. The fit is great, it's substantial but soft. The only concern I have is the thickness of the printed graphic. Am hoping it doesn't split with frequent washings. Overall I'm very delighted with this shirt!

mary h.
Perfectly odd

The fits was exactly as expected and it's just as charmingly peculiar in person as I could have hoped!

Kathleen H.
Goblin in a Bowl

People in restaurants really love to see me wearing this shirt, especially if it's lunch time. This shirt is super soft, fits well and makes folks smile.

Christy J.
I love it!

This shirt is amazingly cute! The fabric is perfect, and the fit is true to size. Like all things from Calamityware it is very good quality


Soft material wears well and the graphic makes me happy every time I see it.