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Location. Location. Location. Women's T-Shirt

Size: Women's S

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A celebration of solitude in a time of lockdowns, quarantines, and social distancing. When the world gets crowded again, this t-shirt will be a timeless reminder of what we’ve been through. Makes a great gift for your isolated friends.

Printed on Bella+Canvas black t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Also available as a t-shirt in a unisex cut.

Sizes & More Info

The design is printed using the discharge method rather than traditional silk screening. This is done with water-based inks that soak into the fabric, instead of just sitting on top of it, which makes for a lighter weight, look, and feel.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
Lisa M.
So glad I snagged one of these!

I've loved this design since it came out. I am thrilled to finally add it to my Calamityware collection. The t-shirt is true to size, the design is not likely to wash out, and the material feels great. I highly recommend Calamityware wearables! And everything else they create, of course.

Allison N.
Adore this shirt

I never get compliments on my clothing. First day I wore this, two people said they loved it. Soft, light and comfy, perfect for hot summer days.

Can we get a witch on a shirt too, please ?

Kathryn P.
Love this Tee

Women’s medium fits perfectly.
Lots of comments on the art (!!).

Perfect Tee

Soft, high-quality fabric, fits true to size. Robust printing. This feels like a shirt I’ll have for years.