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Coffee Please Women's T-Shirt

Size: Women's S

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Description

We gave Don an assignment to design a larger mug and he gave us a few options. This iteration was rejected because the shipping costs would have been outrageous. So, instead of producing a 900-gallon porcelain mug, we stuck the sketch on a t-shirt.

Printed on Bella+Canvas leaf green t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Also available as a t-shirt in a unisex cut and a letterpress print.

Sizes & More Info

The design is printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

Care
  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.

 

For more information about our apparel, check out our FAQs.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

 

Shipping & Return Policies:

Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a tiny, five-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

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Hollie H.
Yowza!!

OMG My favorite T-shirt ever, next to my other two t-shirts from Calamityware!!! SO comfy and I love the design and the fit. Debating ordering spares just in case you ever decide to retire the design or I spill something that won't come out. Shudder

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Staci S.
Love!

I love my Calamity shirts! The fabric is comfy soft, the sizing is realistic, and the designs are whimsical. I get compliments and chuckles when I wear them.

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Natasha P.
soft fabric, well-made

Bought 2 t-shirts for the design, was delighted at the quality of construction and the nice, soft fabric. A good deal!

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Tina B.
“Weird Shirt”

I am always delighted with my Calamityware purchases. So many times I am asked
“ where did you get that weird shirt? It’s awesome!”

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Debbie G.
Great as usual

Love the color, the fit and the design. I have never been disappointed in a Calamityware purchase.

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