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  • Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

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    Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

    $ 42.00

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    Traditional blue plate updated with a troop of flying monkeys to suit modern appetite for calamity.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates.  Visit product page

  • Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

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    Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

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    Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

    $ 42.00

    A giant robot threatens tranquility on traditional blue dinner plates. Imagine finding that bad boy lurking behind your brussels sprouts. 

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Designed by Don Moyer...

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  • Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

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    Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

    $ 42.00

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    A voracious sea monster threatens tranquility of traditional blue dinner plates. Imagine finding that bad boy behind your fish sticks!

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter...

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  • Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

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    Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

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    Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

    $ 42.00

    A large-scale UFO invasion threatens the tranquility of traditional blue-willow dinnerware. They're probably coming for your bacon.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Designed by Don...

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  • Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

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    Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

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    Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

    $ 42.00

    Enterprising pirates add menace and entrepreneurial flair to a traditional porcelain scene. Look closely at the flora, fauna, architectural marvels, and innocent victims to find hidden romance.

    Rich blue image on 10.5”...

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  • Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

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    Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

    $ 42.00

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    An active volcano and river of burning lava add excitement to these traditional looking dinner plates. This design adds new meaning to the term “hot plate.”

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  • Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

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    Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

    $ 42.00

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    Say goodbye to boredom. Perhaps nothing thrills like the cold tickle of inquisitive tentacles. Imagine finishing your meal and finding a giant octopus behind your calamari!

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  • Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

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    Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

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    Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

    $ 42.00

    You know that sinking feeling when everything seems to be swirling down the drain? Well, now you can experience that calamitous sensation at meal times. In this design the entire landscape is bending into the insistent spin of...

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  • Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

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    Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

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    Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

    $ 42.00

    Traditional-looking blue-willow dinner plate infested with a plague of frogs. Imagine these bad boys behind your French toast! The closer you look, the more frogs you’ll see.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5...

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  • Calamityware Platter: Dinosaurs

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    Calamityware Platter: Dinosaurs

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    Calamityware Platter: Dinosaurs

    $ 56.00

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    Good hosts have serving platters. Great hosts have serving platters decorated with dinosuars. When you see how many dinosaurs, you’ll understand why I call this the Gang’s-All-Here Platter.

    The platter measures 14.75"...

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  • Calamityware Shallow Bowls w/Fly

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    Calamityware Shallow Bowls w/Fly

    $ 56.00

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    Set of 4 shallow bowls to go with your Calamityware dinnerware. There are four different bowl designs and each includes a plump, black fly. What a calamity! With bugs in your...

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  • Calamityware Small Plates w/Ants

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    Calamityware Small Plates w/Ants

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    Calamityware Small Plates w/Ants

    $ 56.00

    Set of 4 small dessert/salad plates to go with your Calamityware dinnerware. There are four different small plate designs and each includes one or more meandering ants. What a calamity! But there’s a bright side, too. With bugs on...

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  • Creature Comfort Playing Cards

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    Creature Comfort Playing Cards

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    Creature Comfort Playing Cards

    $ 16.00

    Beautiful, sturdy, and utilitarian cards with the added thrill of more than 4,500 creatures. All your favorite card games just got a little more interesting. 

    1.  Monster Mayhem back design available in black and red. Why not get both?
    2.  Unique...

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  • Extrovert T-Shirt

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    Extrovert T-Shirt

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    Extrovert T-Shirt

    $ 27.00

    To some of us, the scariest creature we ever encounter is an extrovert. Sociable. Outgoing. Gregarious. Yikes! But a few extroverts are irresistible. This chap (who you may recognize from our order confirmation emails) is like a monster version of a big, goofy, excitable...

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  • Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 1, 2, 3, and 4

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    Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 1, 2, 3, and 4

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    We are out of some of the items in this bundle—probably until April of 2019.

    The first four Calamityware dinner plates in a discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity--flying monkeys, giant robot, voracious sea monster and UFO...

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  • Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 5, 6, 7, and 8

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    Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 5, 6, 7, and 8

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    We are out of some of the items in this bundle—probably until April of 2019.

    The second set of Calamityware dinner plates in a discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity-- pillaging pirates, an active volcano, creeping tentacles, and a...

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  • Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 9, 10, 11, and 12

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    Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 9, 10, 11, and 12

    $ 150.00

    The second set of Calamityware dinner plates in a discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity-- a plague of frogs, a jogging sasquatch, a horde of brain-eating zombie poodles and a menacing pterodactyl. Food safe, microwave safe, and dishwasher safe.

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  • Robot Humbug T-Shirt (Unisex Sizes)

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    Robot Humbug T-Shirt (Unisex Sizes)

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    Robot Humbug T-Shirt (Unisex Sizes)

    $ 27.00

    Want to celebrate the holidays with a dash of humbug? A cute cranky robot is the perfect fit.

    Unisex sizes only. These t-shirts are printed on Bella+Canvas 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. The good news is that these shirts...

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  • Robot Mistletoe T-Shirt (Women's Sizes)

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    Robot Mistletoe T-Shirt (Women's Sizes)

    $ 27.00

    Remember the old song lyrics—“Don’t stand under the mistletoe with any autonomous, robotic unit but me”? Well, it was that ditty that inspired this holiday-themed t-shirt design. Move over Rudolph.

    Available in women's sizes only (photo does not depict women's cut)....

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  • Sasquatch Long Scarf

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    Sasquatch Long Scarf

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    Sasquatch Long Scarf

    $ 70.00

    Sasquatch—now you see him, now you don’t. That’s the idea behind these patterns printed on top-quality silk scarves, pocket squares, and neckties. Get some tips on caring for your Calamityware silk here.

    Long scarf 27" x 78"...
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