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Luckily, our new workshop had an almost identical shape and size plate which means the new plates will still look great next to our old plates. The only obvious difference will be three small dots on the back stamp. For more details, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/calamityware.com\/blogs\/news\/cmielow-kristoff-differences\"\u003eclick here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eYour dinner plate infested with a plague of frogs. Imagine these cold-blooded critters behind your matzah! The closer you look, the more frogs you’ll see. 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Luckily, our new workshop had an almost identical shape and size plate which means the new plates will still look great next to our old plates. The only obvious difference will be three small dots on the back stamp. For more details, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/calamityware.com\/blogs\/news\/cmielow-kristoff-differences\"\u003eclick here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing adds thrills to dinner like finding a streaking Sasquatch underneath your macaroni and cheese. 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Each pack contains four identical deep porcelain bowls to go with your Calamityware dinnerware. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHolds 2 cups of liquid with extra space left over for sloshing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFind more Things Could Be Worse® items \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/calamityware.com\/collections\/things-could-be-worse\" title=\"Things Could Be Worse Collection Link\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNote: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese bowls are nearly identical to the shape and size of the Omnivore Bowls that were released in 2017. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eClick \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/calamityware.com\/blogs\/news\/cmielow-kristoff-differences\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e to find out more about the differences.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calamityware","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41176215781399,"sku":"CP459","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0311\/1105\/files\/TCBW_Bowls_5.jpg?v=1718717976"},{"product_id":"things-could-be-worse-casserole-dish","title":"Things Could Be Worse Casserole Dish","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhether you are a legit cook or a hack, you can still impress at your next potluck. 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