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Calamity World Coat-of-Arms Hoodie

Size: Unisex S

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Remember the dark ages...when your castle was safe and outside everything was chaos and pestilence? Seems like that classic era is coming back, right? So, Don has drawn a fresh heraldic device you can wear when you must go out. Even if you don’t know the difference between an escutcheon and an elephant rampant, you’ll thrill to the added gentility this frisky, multi-color design brings to a fine-quality hoodie. The coat of arms can also be found on our majestic porcelain beer stein.

Printed on Bella+Canvas mediuam gray sponge fleece hoodie (52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester).

Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut or a unisex cut.

Sizes & More Info

The design is distressed and printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 13 reviews

Another super high quality item from Calamityware!! I bought this for my husband’s birthday and now we fight over who gets to wear the FAVORITE sweatshirt. Exceptional value for such a high quality sweatshirt

Iris H.
What to give the Knight in Shining Armor who has everything?

The calamitywear crest hoodie was a natural answer to this question! Because, our daughter's Knight has everything! He has our beautiful daughter, four amazing children (perfect children), a lovely castle, a noble steed (well, a Ford expedition for all those little geniuses). He is particularly fond of the calamitywear alien robots! So now, he has everything again! We'll be back next year!


This is now my favorite sweatshirt! So soft! And so much fun!! Thanks

It’s So Fluffy!

Honestly I am never going to take this off, the inside of this hoodie gives me more comfort than I’ve had the entire rest of the year.

Love it so much....

I’m going to order another. Go ahead and order. You’ll love it too!

Douglas M.
Great for gifts!

I gave my friends a set of the calamity mugs last year, then they gifted me with a kraken shower curtain. Everyone is very pleased!!

Lisa N.
Like a big monstrous hug!

I ordered this over sized and I love it! Many have tried to abscond with my snuggly hoodie but all have failed. Buhahah! You need this for the cooler months that are coming…and you won’t be disappointed.

Elizabeth G.
Hands Down The Best Hoodie I've Ever Bought

I have now purchased both Calamityware Hoodies and basically live in them. So soft, adorable and quirky. I'd recommend these products to anyone.

Best Hoodie

Five people in my family own this hoodie from ages 23 to 63. It is soft, stretchy and comfortable. I actually miss it when it's in the wash.

A hit!

Our granddaughter is completely delighted with her Calamity sweatshirt - suits her teenagery mood in these pandemic times. The fact that she can hide from the world if necessary in its soft, soft hood makes it all the better.