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Chew Toy Women's T-Shirt

Size: Women's S

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Description

Desire. The heart wants what the heart wants. Example: a sweet hound and a slobbery chew toy. This t-shirt displays a rare lack of snark or calamity from Don's sketchbook.

Printed on Bella+Canvas orchid t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Also available as a t-shirt in a unisex cut.

Sizes & More Info

The design is printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

Care
  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.

 

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Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

 

Shipping & Return Policies:

Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a tiny, five-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

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Deborah W.
Makes me chuckle

This is one of those t-shirts that you reach for when none of the others make you happy. The fabric is soft and drapes nicely and the graphic is priceless! Many comments by passing admirers... I'm going to weigh in on the sizing since I searched for clarity in the reviews prior to purchase and didn't find any! I am a pretty solid "medium" kind of girl in most other apparel so I boldly went forth with that size. Darn. The medium was oddly tight in the shoulders, enough that, for the price of admission, I wasn't going to just live with it. I ordered one in large (oh well!) and the shirt is perfect - enough room everywhere but not too much. So if in doubt, go up! LOVELOVELOVE the shirt. Thanks funny folks at Calamitywear!

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Wren L.
Big Hit

First, it's a quality shirt. Second, the design was a big hit with my neighbor who is currently training her dog to play nice with others.

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Julia L.
My favorite T-shirt

There’s so much that’s great about this shirt; the picture which gladdens a dog lover’s heart, the soft fabric and the FIT! I’m so tired of tight T-shirts and this one hangs softly just grazing the bod. Love it!

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Melanie D.
A must for dog lovers

What dog lover wouldn't love this shirt? None many. Comfy soft material with loose fit loveliness. This shirt is triffic.

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Sharon H.
Reminds me of my dog!

I love the design on this shirt because it looks like my dog... only in Calamity-style black and white. The shirt is a great fit and so comfortable to wear. Like the rest of my Calamityware, I love it,

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Eugenia K.E.
Great producet

soft fabric - good fit - also like the picture of the dog with a toy in its mouth - reminds me of my dog

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