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Danger Robot Women's T-Shirt

Size: Women's S

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When the machines start thinking for themselves, there is no way humans can stop them from making us their minions. Or is there?

Printed on Bella+Canvas lightweight deep teal heather t-shirt (52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester).

Also available as a t-shirt in a unisex cut.

Sizes & More Info

The design is printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).


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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 10 reviews
Lisa O.
Love, Love, Love

Super soft shirt. I got the black cat one as well. Nice woman's cut but not tight so I can breathe! My dream is that they make a shirt from the Sasquatch and UFO images. Hint Hint.

Amy S.
Far from a Calamity

I love my fabulous new Calamityware Danger Robot T-Shirt. I don’t like clothes that “touch me” … if it rides up in the armpits, strangles me with a tight collar or if I can feel it squishing me in general … I’m gonna burn it. This shirt fits perfectly, is super soft and comfortable and is very flattering on your bumps and curves. The fit is true to size … not too snug, not too loose. The printing is high-quality and rich in color. Great job by Don and the team! Get one for yourself and let your Calamityware Flag fly!

Eugenia K.E.
Great producet

the fabric is soft - the picture is so cute!


Soft, comfy, amusing. Washed beautifully. Buy it!

Allison N.
Farewell, Danger Robot

Well, I guess you trod on the banana, Danger Robot. I will always love your whimsy and the way you make people smile.

Sharon B.

This is such a soft shirt. The neckline is a bit lower than normal crew so it's comfortable. It makes me laugh.

Love, love, love it!

I am so glad I purchased this T. It is just so fun and comfy and soft. I know without a doubt I will buy more of these wonderfully silly T's.

My new FAV shirt

The fit is perfect. Nice women’s cut. Very flattering. Shirt is so soft and comfy I ordered a spare because I know I will wear it out

Kathleen H.
One banana peel away from calamity

All my robot-loving compadres are envious of me when I wear this shirt. It is super soft. My next purchase will be the Bat T.

Fabulous shirt!

This is a really nice shirt! I LOVE IT! The fabric is soft and thick, the color is lush, and, of course, the artwork is top-notch! You will look good in it, so go ahead...BUY IT!