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You can’t escape the holiday spirit. A familiar, tranquil, holiday landscape is marred by menacing merriment. These items are necessities for the making of figgy pudding.
Printed in Calamityware red on white, 100% cotton.
Textiles are available as follows:
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Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
These got second takes during our first Christmas dinner party, and I’m sure will get more when we host in January! So funny! Such levity is needed in today’s climate. We love the graphics and hand of the fabric. Don’t make me cut them up for doggie bandanas~please make dog scarves for 2022!
I bought these to include in a gift bag with homemade jellies for all of my staff. They brought a smile to their faces.
This made for a very coveted/often stolen white elephant gift, and it arrived just in the nick of time! Fortunately the person who wanted it most ended up with it.
Sadly they are put away until next holiday with the holiday calamity mugs. Happily I have the blue kitchen towels and apron to match. I am praying santa claws will have a matching apron for the holiday towels for Xmas 2022!
What could be better than a bottle of wine wrapped in a holiday TCBW tea towel!
I have bought a number of things from this company and loved all of them! The tea towels are excellent quality, fabric is substantial and the the art work makes everyone smile. I got some for gifts and some to keep!
I purchased this as a surprise to include with my daughter’s request for calamity bowls for Christmas. She loved the towel and the quality is very nice.
Calamityware towels with a free one? THEN I find the ornaments are available? You bet I got them both. This is my first Christmas with monsters, flying monkeys, robots, UFOs and all things calamitous. Quality products. I couldn't be happier. 2021 needed some serious intervention! What's next? Dishes? I think so!
I bought two of these, one for myself and one for my daughter-in-law. We both love the "Things Could Be Worse" pattern. This one is a holiday version and is delightful. I've used mine in the kitchen and have washed it. It's stood up to this use just as well as I expected it to (very well indeed). Fun, cute, practical. What else do you need?
After buying both the petite and "regular" size TCBW Christmas cups, picking up a bunch of these for family and friends was a no-brainer! To be somewhat serious, the towels are well made and the fabric is a nice weight. I love sharing this silly take on the holidays! Introducing people to Calamityware is a gift in and of itself!
