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Lunch? Unisex T-Shirt

Size: Unisex S

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This friendly bowl-sized creature is inviting you to lunch. Either that or he IS lunch. Definitely a conversation starter if you wear this shirt to your favorite restaurant.

Printed on Bella+Canvas lightweight slate heather t-shirt (52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester).

Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut.

Sizes & More Info

The design is printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 10 reviews
Hollie H.

This one gets a lot of comments! I love the color of the t-shirt, it really makes the design pop. Comfy... my favorite kind of t-shirt.

Kathy K.

Love it. Great fit, soft and comfortable. Love the monster!

Lunch? is a great tshirt

The shirt fits my husband very well. The fabric feels great and looks fabulous! The colour is also a favourite.

Leigh M.
Great Shirt!

Love the 'Lunch' shirt! High quality, soft & fits well. Wearing it right now. RECOMMEND!

Everyone laughs hysterically, no one knows why

This t-shirt makes people laugh. A lot. Even funnier, the people who laugh can't explain exactly what's funny about it. They just find it hilarious.
It's also nice and soft to wear.

Robin R.
Love it

The shirt is super cute and gets a lot of comments. It is also great quality, very soft and fits well.

Cynthia B.

Soft fabric and quality screen print (not to mention the cutest design ever) make this the perfect gift for a hard-to-buy for teen. Love this tee to give our own sweet monster. Calamityware scores again!

Another great item

We love all calamity items! Have not been disappointed yet! My son and nephew love this shirt!

Ann W.
Fun T-shirt

This T-shirt was a present for my nephew for his birthday. It is so unique and fun - great quality as always from this shop.

Mary T.
Just perfect!

This shirt is as cute in person as it is in the photo. Great shirt overall and wonderful company to deal with.