{"product_id":"narwhal-pointing-is-rude-unisex-blue-t-shirt","title":"Narwhal Pointing Is Rude Unisex Blue T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou may not be happy that you’ve got a nine foot tooth growing out of your forehead, but that’s still no excuse to forget your manners.  Keep a smile (or at least a smirk) on your face and your hands in your pockets...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":15359,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":16508117},\"5\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"6\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"7\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"8\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"9\":0,\"10\":0,\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"14\":{\"1\":3,\"3\":1},\"15\":\"Calibri\",\"16\":12}' data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;Professor Wizard is cute but he's probably not a professor or a wizard—just an old-timey charlatan trying to sell empty coat hangers by claiming they hold magical cloaks. But if you believe in magic, we have a sparkly, charmed talisman that might interest you.\\n\\nPrinted on Bella+Canvas asphalt-gray t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).\\n\\nAlso available as a t-shirt in a unisex cut. \u0026quot;}\"\u003ePrinted on Bella+Canvas carolina blue jersey t-shirt (\u003cspan\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/span\u003e). \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSmall Calamityware cat and logotype printed on the back center upper neck area.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;Professor Wizard is cute but he's probably not a professor or a wizard—just an old-timey charlatan trying to sell empty coat hangers by claiming they hold magical cloaks. But if you believe in magic, we have a sparkly, charmed talisman that might interest you.\\n\\nPrinted on Bella+Canvas asphalt-gray t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton). \\n\\nAlso available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut.\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":15359,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":16508117},\"5\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"6\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"7\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"8\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":8355711}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":1},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"9\":0,\"10\":0,\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"14\":{\"1\":3,\"3\":1},\"15\":\"Calibri\",\"16\":12}' data-sheets-textstyleruns='{\"1\":0}{\"1\":260,\"2\":{\"2\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":16711680}}}{\"1\":262}'\u003eAlso available in a \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"women's narwhal tshirt\" href=\"https:\/\/calamityware.com\/collections\/new\/products\/narwhal-pointing-is-rude-ladies-pink-t-shirt?variant=45246257922071\" target=\"_blank\"\u003erelaxed women's cut.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calamityware","offers":[{"title":"Unisex S","offer_id":45244454469655,"sku":"NARW100-S","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex M","offer_id":45244454502423,"sku":"NARW100-M","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex L","offer_id":45244454535191,"sku":"NARW100-L","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex XL","offer_id":45244454567959,"sku":"NARW100-XL","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex 2XL","offer_id":45244454600727,"sku":"NARW100-2X","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0311\/1105\/files\/CW_NarwhalTees_1.jpg?v=1784898246","url":"https:\/\/calamityware.com\/products\/narwhal-pointing-is-rude-unisex-blue-t-shirt","provider":"Calamityware®","version":"1.0","type":"link"}