{"product_id":"things-could-be-worse-porcelain-ball-ornaments","title":"Things Could Be Worse Porcelain Ball Ornaments","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eDeck the halls with a little disaster.  Nothing says holiday cheer quite like a beautifully decorated Christmas tree featuring scenes of impending doom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eOur Things Could Be Worse Christmas ornaments bring a festive twist to our signature artwork, where ordinary life is interrupted by giant robots, strange creatures, and other unexpected calamities. Because even your Christmas tree could use a little perspective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAvailable in classic red with gold trim or blue with platinum trim, each 3-inch porcelain ornament features intricate Things Could Be Worse artwork and elegant metallic trim. They look perfectly respectable hanging on your tree. At least until someone takes a closer look.\u0026amp;nbsp; The blue version features elements of our classic Things Could Be Worse design, while the red version features elements from the Christmas could be worse design. Either way, there will be Pterodactyls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eHang them on your tree, give them as gifts, or use them as a reminder that no matter how chaotic the holidays get, things could always be worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAvailable individually or as a set of two (one red and one blue). Because calamities are more festive when they come in pairs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePorcelain ball ornament made in China and hand decorated in Maryland.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calamityware®","offers":[{"title":"Blue","offer_id":45753562464279,"sku":"MC003","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red","offer_id":45753562497047,"sku":"MC004","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"1 Red \u0026 1 Blue","offer_id":45753571180567,"sku":"MC005","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0311\/1105\/files\/TCBWXmasOrnaments_Blue_4.jpg?v=1791902405","url":"https:\/\/calamityware.com\/products\/things-could-be-worse-porcelain-ball-ornaments","provider":"Calamityware®","version":"1.0","type":"link"}