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Porcelain

Museum-quality, in-glaze porcelain with added thrills.
  • Calamityware Mugs: Classy Curse (Set of 2)

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    Calamityware Mugs: Classy Curse (Set of 2)

    $ 24.00

    Peeved? It’s healthy to express your feelings. But you are too classy for crude curses. These Classy Curse Mugs give you the tools you need to indicate that you are irked without resorting to barbaric blasphemies.

    One set of...

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  • Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 5, 6, 7, and 8

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    Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 5, 6, 7, and 8

    $ 150.00

    The second set of Calamityware dinner plates in a discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity-- pillaging pirates, an active volcano, creeping tentacles, and a landscape-sucking vortex. Food safe, microwave safe, and dishwasher safe.

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  • Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 9, 10, 11, and 12

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    Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 9, 10, 11, and 12

    $ 150.00

    The second set of Calamityware dinner plates in a discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity-- a plague of frogs, a jogging sasquatch, a horde of brain-eating zombie poodles and a menacing pterodactyl. Food safe, microwave safe, and dishwasher safe.

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  • Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

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    Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

    $ 42.00

    Enterprising pirates add menace and entrepreneurial flair to a traditional porcelain scene. Look closely at the flora, fauna, architectural marvels, and innocent victims to find hidden romance.

    Rich blue image on 10.5”...

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  • Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

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    Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

    $ 42.00

    An active volcano and river of burning lava add excitement to these traditional looking dinner plates. This design adds new meaning to the term “hot plate.”

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white...

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  • Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

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    Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

    $ 42.00

    Say goodbye to boredom. Perhaps nothing thrills like the cold tickle of inquisitive tentacles. Imagine finishing your meal and finding a giant octopus behind your calamari!

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white...

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  • Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

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    Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

    $ 42.00

    You know that sinking feeling when everything seems to be swirling down the drain? Well, now you can experience that calamitous sensation at meal times. In this design the entire landscape is bending into the insistent spin of...

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  • Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

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    Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

    $ 42.00

    Traditional-looking blue-willow dinner plate infested with a plague of frogs. Imagine these bad boys behind your French toast! The closer you look, the more frogs you’ll see.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5...

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  • Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

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    Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

    $ 42.00

    Nothing adds thrills to dinner like finding a giant, streaking Sasquatch underneath your macaroni and cheese.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plate. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe.  Visit product page

  • Calamityware Plate 11: Zombie Poodles

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    Calamityware Plate 11: Zombie Poodles

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 11: Zombie Poodles

    $ 42.00

    Multiple poodles are always trouble, but multiple zombie poodles are far worse. Down boy!

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plate. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe.  Visit product page

  • Calamityware Plate 12: Pterodactyl

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    Calamityware Plate 12: Pterodactyl

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 12: Pterodactyl

    $ 42.00

    In 2011, I added a pterodactyl while drawing my Grandma’s Blue-Willow plate. That’s what got all the Calamityware projects started.

    For dino-nerds only. Yes, I know that pterodactyl isn’t the right term. I should be calling the creature a pteranodon (large body,...

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  • Calamityware Soup Bowls w/Fly

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    Calamityware Soup Bowls w/Fly

    $ 56.00

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    Calamityware Soup Bowls w/Fly

    $ 56.00

    Set of 4 shallow soup bowls to go with your Calamityware dinnerware. There are four different small bowl designs and each includes a plump, black fly. What a calamity! With bugs on your plates, you’ll never dine alone. The shallow bowls are perfect for...

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  • Calamityware Small Plates w/Ants

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    Calamityware Small Plates w/Ants

    $ 56.00

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    Calamityware Small Plates w/Ants

    $ 56.00

    Set of 4 small dessert/salad plates to go with your Calamityware dinnerware. There are four different small plate designs and each includes one or more meandering ants. What a calamity! But there’s a bright side, too. With bugs on your...

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  • Calamityware Mugs: Things Could Be Worse (Set of 4)

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    Calamityware Mugs: Things Could Be Worse (Set of 4)

    $ 48.00

     

    No matter how bad your day is going, these beautiful porcelain mugs graciously remind you things could be much worse. You could also be chased by UFOs, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs.

    One set of four identical 12-ounce...

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  • Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 1, 2, 3, and 4

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    Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 1, 2, 3, and 4

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    These long-gone items are being reprinted. The four original Calamityware plates will be available to purchase here in Spring 2017.

    The first four Calamityware dinner plates in a discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity--flying monkeys, giant robot, voracious...

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  • Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

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    Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

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    Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

    $ 42.00

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    This long-gone item is being reprinted. The four original Calamityware plates will be available to purchase here in Spring 2017.

    Dine with flying monkeys.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates. Food safe....

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  • Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

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    Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

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    Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

    $ 42.00

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    This long-gone item is being reprinted. The four original Calamityware plates will be available to purchase here in Spring 2017.

    Giant robot threatens tranquility of traditional plate. Imagine that bad boy lurking behind your meatloaf and brussels sprouts.

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  • Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

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    Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

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    Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

    $ 42.00

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    This long-gone item is being reprinted. The four original Calamityware plates will be available to purchase here in Spring 2017.

    Dine with a voracious sea monster.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates.  Visit product page

  • Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

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    Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

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    Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

    $ 42.00

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    This long-gone item is being reprinted. The four original Calamityware plates will be available to purchase here in Spring 2017.

    Guess who’s coming to dinner? Discover unidentified flying objects behind your comestibles. 

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm)...

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