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$ 21.00
$ 57.00 
Shipping Policy
Return Policy
Privacy Policy
Terms of Service
Shipping hours
Except for holidays, if you place your order before Noon ET, your order should ship that same business day. Orders placed after Noon ET may not ship until the next business day. So if you order on a Friday at 1:00 p.m. ET, your order will likely not be shipped until Monday.
Order errors
We usually process orders quickly, so if you find that you’ve made a mistake with your order, you need to alert us immediately, and we'll see what we can do. Otherwise, the order may have already been processed and shipped out.
Fulfillment of orders
We use a third-party fulfillment center to pack and ship your order so we don't have to touch any cardboard boxes or tape. Unfortunately, we are unable to provide gift wrapping or special packaging requests.
Shipping fees
You will be charged shipping for your order. Shipping costs are based on the weight and size of your package. If you are buying porcelain, it is heavy, so your shipping costs might be astonishingly high. If you're eligible for free shipping, Calamityware will choose the shipping method. Estimated delivery time will vary and is not guaranteed. You will also be able to pay for an alternate shipping method if you prefer. We provide many options to help you find the most cost-effective shipping method for your needs.
Available shipping methods and durations
Depending on where you live, we currently offer shipping via USPS or FedEx (see International Shipping for information about international options). All shipping times listed are estimates, and there are no guarantees regarding arrival dates for your order. FedEx will not deliver on the weekend.
FedEx SmartPost is a very cost effective shipping method, but it is a slow method, and takes longer depending on how far from New Jersey you are (we ship out of New Jersey). With FedEx SmartPost, packages are often shipped to your local post office in bulk, then your post office is responsible for delivery.
Because we're not the courier and have no control over how long it takes to get your package to you, we do not offer refunds on shipping if your package doesn't arrive when you expected it.
International shipping
Outside of the U.S., we only ship to Canada. If you live elsewhere, you will have to find alternative methods to receive Calamityware. (Please see our blog post to understand why.) For our Canadian friends, we use various shippers including USPS, FedEx, DHL, and Asendia. Be aware that often, customs duties must be paid before an order will be delivered. Please note that the customs offices don’t care if your package is a gift or not. Shipments are cleared through customs based on where the package is coming from, the item category, and the value—not its purpose. Depending on the size of your package, you may be able to use a Delivery Duty Paid (DDP) option where you can pay for shipping and duties at the time of purchase. Select the shipping method with the words "Canada Duties Paid" for this option; please note that, although these methods say "USPS", they actually use Asendia/Globegistics for shipping. If you are shipping to Canada, be aware that packages shipped through any service other than the postal service may also incur a brokerage fee.
Gift messages and packing slips
If you'd like to add a gift message to your order, visit the Shopping Cart page. You are limited to no more than 400 characters, including spaces. Gift messages will be inserted in the package. Packing slips do not contain prices. International orders will have a customs declaration attached to the box, which will list a customs value that will be similar to what you paid for the product.
Address errors
If you provide an incorrect/incomplete address and your package is returned to us, and you paid for shipping, we will refund your order for the cost of the product. You can then reorder to the correct address. If your package is re-routed during shipping due to an incorrect address and the shipper applies a fee, you may be responsible for this extra cost.
If you provide an incorrect/incomplete address and your package is returned to us, and Calamityware paid for shipping, we will refund your order for the cost of the product minus what Calamityware paid to ship it to you.
If you provide an incorrect/incomplete address and your package is not returned to us, we cannot reship your order. You will have to place that order again to the correct address. In this case, if your order is eventually returned to us in good condition, we will refund you for the cost of the product.
Damaged during shipping
Our boxes are engineered to ship our products safely, but occasionally damage can occur. If your item was damaged during shipping, please take a photo of the damaged item and its packaging and email it to robot@calamityware.com. Please include your order number. We will arrange a replacement at no cost to you. Do not send the package back.
Tracking information
When your package ships, a shipping confirmation with a tracking number will be emailed to you. If you don’t receive this by the end of the business day (provided you placed your order before noon ET), check your Spam or Promotions folder for our emails. If you still can't find your tracking number and want to keep tabs on your package, email robot@calamityware.com.
Monitor the tracking status of your package. If it appears to be stalled, contact the courier (FedEx or USPS). Calamityware has no further information than what you have available through the courier's tracking link. If your tracking hasn't updated in ten days, contact robot@calamityware.com.
We can only help to resolve shipping delay issues within 30 days of purchase. Please alert us immediately if you have a shipping delay issue during this time frame.
"Delivered but not received" mystery
If your tracking information says your package was delivered, but you haven’t received it, something strange is going on. Ask around your neighborhood to see if it was delivered to someone else by accident. Or check with your apartment complex office. Or check with your housemate. It is rare that a package was stolen; experience shows that more likely it was delivered inaccurately. Almost always, a well-meaning neighbor accepted delivery of your package, and hasn't returned it to you yet. Lastly, check your order confirmation to make sure you entered the correct address.
Also, try to contact the courier (FedEx or USPS). If you call them soon enough after you’ve noticed the issue, they can sometimes help you to track it down.
But please realize that Calamityware is not delivering your packages ourselves, and we have no special relationships with FedEx or USPS, so when your package goes missing, it is most efficient for you to exhaust your options before contacting us. If, after you’ve sleuthed to try and track it down, you cannot locate your package, contact robot@calamityware.com and explain your issue. But we are not responsible for tracking down your order for you.
Returns
If you are not happy with your order and want to return it, email robot@calamityware.com. Don't send anything back until we provide you with instructions, which may include an RMA (return merchandise authorization). If provided, this RMA information must appear on the outside package, or your refund amount may be affected. You must send the return back to the address provided, which isn't always the return address on the package you received. Your refund amount may be affected if you do not send the return back to the provided address.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. For apparel and textiles, it must also be unwashed. The return must be in the original packaging with all original marketing materials.
Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since you received your purchase, unfortunately it's too late to offer you a refund or exchange. In addition, if you tell us you'd like to return an item within 30 days of receiving yourorder, you must also ship the item back within that 30-day window.
Exchanges
We treat exchanges like returns (see above). Once we receive the item you wish to return, we will issue a refund. But you are free to order the new item at any time. Our policy lasts for 30 days.
Refunds
Once your return is received and inspected, we will send you an email to notify you that we have received your returned item. We will also notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund.
If approved, your refund will be processed, and a credit for the cost of the product returned will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within a reasonable amount of days. Your credit card company controls how long the process takes. Please note, we do not refund shipping costs.
Returning stuff from a discounted bundle
If you order product in a discounted bundle, like multi-plate dinner sets, tea set, etc., and then decide to return a portion of that bundle, you no longer qualify for the discount. So, when we calculate your refund, the total refund will be reduced to make up for the discount you received. That’s fair.
Returning a gift
Returning a gift follows the same rules as a refund. Our policy lasts for 30 days. You must have the order number or the email address of the person who purchased the gift for you so we can match up your return with the original order. You will be responsible for the cost of shipping the item back to us. Before you send any item back to us, contact us at robot@calamityware.com to receive an RMA (return merchandise authorization) which must appear on the outside packaging. Once we receive your returned gift, we will issue you a digital gift card for the cost of the product. You must include the RMA on the outer packaging of your return, or your gift card amount may be affected. Don't just send us a package without an RMA.
Gift cards
Digital and physical gift cards are non-refundable.
Defective product
We only replace items if they are defective within 90 days from when you received your order. Email robot@calamityware.com with a photo of the defect.
Shipping of your return
To return your product, you should contact robot@calamityware.com, and an RMA (return merchandise authorization) will be issued to you. Instructions on where to ship your return will be provided.
You will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. Shipping costs are non-refundable.
If you are shipping an item over $50, you should consider using a trackable shipping service or purchasing shipping insurance to protect your refund in case your item gets lost or damaged on its way back to us.
SECTION 1 - WHAT DO WE DO WITH YOUR INFORMATION?
When you purchase something from our website, as part of the buying and selling process, we collect the personal information you give us such as your name, address, and email address.
When you browse our website, we also automatically receive your computer’s internet protocol (IP) address in order to provide us with information that helps us learn about your browser and operating system.
Email marketing: With your permission, we may send you emails about our website, new products, and other updates.
SECTION 2 - MOBILE POLICY
Calamityware.com uses cookies to help keep track of items you put into your shopping cart including when you have abandoned your cart, and this information is used to determine when to send cart reminder messages via SMS.
SECTION 3 - CONSENT
How do you get my consent?
When you provide us with personal information to complete a transaction, verify your credit card, place an order, arrange for a delivery, or return a purchase, we imply that you consent to our collecting it and using it for that specific reason only.
If we ask for your personal information for a secondary reason, like marketing, we will either ask you directly for your expressed consent, or provide you with an opportunity to say no.
How do I withdraw my consent?
If after you opt-in, you change your mind, you may withdraw your consent for us to contact you, for the continued collection, use or disclosure of your information, at anytime, by contacting us at robot@calamityware.com or mailing us at:
Calamityware
612 Pennridge Road
Pittsburgh, PA 15211
United States
How do I unsubscribe from your mailing list?
You can click the Unsubscribe button from the bottom of any of our emails.
SECTION 4 - DISCLOSURE
We may disclose your personal information if we are required by law to do so or if you violate our Terms of Service.
SECTION 5 - SHOPIFY
Our store is hosted on Shopify Inc. They provide us with the online e-commerce platform that allows us to sell our products and services to you.
Your data is stored through Shopify’s data storage, databases, and the general Shopify application. They store your data on a secure server behind a firewall.
Payment:
If you choose a direct payment gateway to complete your purchase, then Shopify stores your credit card data. It is encrypted through the Payment Card Industry Data Security Standard (PCI-DSS). Your purchase transaction data is stored only as long as is necessary to complete your purchase transaction. After that is complete, your purchase transaction information is deleted.
All direct payment gateways adhere to the standards set by PCI-DSS as managed by the PCI Security Standards Council, which is a joint effort of brands like Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover.
PCI-DSS requirements help ensure the secure handling of credit card information by our store and its service providers.
For more insight, you may also want to read Shopify’s Terms of Service or Privacy Statement.
SECTION 6 - THIRD-PARTY SERVICES
In general, the third-party providers used by us will only collect, use, and disclose your information to the extent necessary to allow them to perform the services they provide to us.
However, certain third-party service providers, such as payment gateways and other payment transaction processors, have their own privacy policies in respect to the information we are required to provide to them for your purchase-related transactions.
For these providers, we recommend that you read their privacy policies so you can understand the manner in which your personal information will be handled by these providers.
In particular, remember that certain providers may be located in or have facilities that are located at a different jurisdiction than either you or us. So if you elect to proceed with a transaction that involves the services of a third-party service provider, then your information may become subject to the laws of the jurisdiction(s) in which that service provider or its facilities are located.
As an example, if you are located in Canada and your transaction is processed by a payment gateway located in the United States, then your personal information used in completing that transaction may be subject to disclosure under United States legislation, including the Patriot Act.
Once you leave our store’s website or are redirected to a third-party website or application, you are no longer governed by this Privacy Policy or our website’s Terms of Service.
The above excludes text messaging originator opt-in data and consent; this information will not be shared with any third parties.
Links
When you click on links on our store, they may direct you away from our site. We are not responsible for the privacy practices of other sites and encourage you to read their privacy statements.
SECTION 7 - SECURITY
To protect your personal information, we take reasonable precautions and follow industry best practices to make sure it is not inappropriately lost, misused, accessed, disclosed, altered, or destroyed.
If you provide us with your credit card information, the information is encrypted using secure socket layer technology (SSL) and stored with a AES-256 encryption. Although no method of transmission over the Internet or electronic storage is 100% secure, we follow all PCI-DSS requirements and implement additional generally accepted industry standards.
SECTION 8 - COOKIES
Here is a list of cookies that we use.
_y, This is an analytic cookie associated with Shopify's analytics suite. Persistent for 11 months 29 days 23 hours 59 minutes
_s, This is an analytic cookie associated with Shopify's analytics suite. Persistent for 29 minutes.
_shopify_y, This is an analytic cookie associated with Shopify's analytics suite. Persistent for 11 months 29 days 23 hours 59 minutes
_shopify_s, This is an analytic cookie associated with Shopify's analytics suite. Persistent for 29 minutes.
_shopify_fs, This is an analytic cookie associated with Shopify's analytics suite. Persistent for 11 months 29 days 23 hours 59 minutes .
secure_customer_sig, This necessary cookie is set by websites built on Shopify platform and is used in connection with customer login. Persistent for 11 months 29 days 23 hours 59 minutes.
cart_currency, This is an essential and necessary cookie for the secure checkout and payment function on the website. This cookie is provided by shopify.com. Persistent for 13 days 23 hours 59 minutes.
_orig_referrer, This necessary cookie is set by websites built on Shopify platform and is used in association with the shopping cart. Persistent for 13 days 23 hours 59 minutes.
_landing_page , This analytic cookie is set by websites built on Shopify platform and is used to track landing pages. Persistent for 13 days 23 hours 59 minutes.
test_cookie, This advertisement cookie is set by doubleclick.net. The purpose of the cookie is to determine if the users' browser supports cookies. Persistent for 14 minutes.
_shopify_sa_t, This analytic cookie is set by Shopify and is used for analytics relating to marketing and referrals. Persistent for 29 minutes.
_shopify_sa_p, This analytic cookie is set by Shopify and is used for analytics relating to marketing and referrals. Persistent for 29 minutes.
_ga, This analytic cookie is installed by Google Analytics. The cookie is used to calculate visitor, session, and campaign data, and keep track of site usage for the site's analytics report. The cookies store information anonymously and assign a randomly generated number to identify unique visitors. Persistent for 1 year 11 months 28 days 23 hours 59 minutes.
_gid, This analytic cookie is installed by Google Analytics. The cookie is used to store information of how visitors use a website and helps in creating an analytics report of how the website is doing. The data collected includes the number of visitors, the source where they have come from, and the pages visted in an anonymous form. Persistent for 23 hours 59 minutes.
_gat, This performance cookie is installed by Google Universal Analytics to throttle the request rate to limit the collection of data on high traffic sites.
_fbp, This advertisement cookie is set by Facebook to deliver advertisements when visitor is on Facebook or a digital platform powered by Facebook advertising after visiting this website. Persistent for 2 months 28 days 23 hours 59 minutes.
fr, facebook.com, This advertisement cookie is set by Facebook to show relevant advertisments to the users and measure and improve the advertisements. The cookie also tracks the behavior of the user across the web on sites that have Facebook pixel or Facebook social plugin. Persistent for 2 months 28 days 23 hours 59 minutes.
__cfduid, .pxucdn.com, This necessary cookie is used by CDN services like CloudFare to identify individual clients behind a shared IP address and apply security settings on a per-client basis. It does not correspond to any user ID in the web application and does not store any personally identifiable information. Persistent for 29 days 23 hours 59 minutes.
fsb_previous_pathname, Shopify analytics used to aid the functionality of the website and personalization.
PHPSESSID, Is native to PHP and enables websites to store serialized state data.
__kla_id, Tracks when someone clicks through a Klaviyo email to your website.
KL_FORMS_MODAL, Tracks when someone subscribes (opts in) to a form.
_ab, Used in connection with access to admin.
_secure_session_id, Used in connection with navigation through a storefront.
Cart, Used in connection with shopping cart.
cart_sig, Used in connection with checkout.
cart_ts, Used in connection with checkout.
cart_ver, Used in connection with shopping cart.
Checkout, Used in connection with checkout.
checkout_token, Used in connection with checkout.
Cookietest, Used in connection with navigation through a storefront.
master_device_id, Used in connection with merchant login.
previous_checkout_token, Used in connection with checkout.
dynamic_checkout_shown_on_cart, Used in connection with checkout.
previous_step, Used in connection with checkout.
remember_me, Used in connection with checkout.
storefront_digest, Used in connection with customer login.
_shopify_country, Used in connection with checkout.
_shopify_m, Used for managing customer privacy settings.
_shopify_tm, Used for managing customer privacy settings.
_shopify_tw, Used for managing customer privacy settings.
_storefront_u, Used to facilitate updating customer account information.
_tracking_consent, Tracking preferences.
tracked_start_checkout, Used in connection with checkout.
keep_alive, Used in connection with buyer localization.
_orig_referrer, Track landing pages.
_shopify_d, Shopify analytics.
_secure_session_id, Used in connection with navigation through a storefront.
l7_az, This cookie is associated with PayPal and is necessary for the PayPal login-function on the website.
Tsrce, This cookie is associated with PayPal and is issued when making a payment via PayPal.
x-pp-s, This cookie is associated with PayPal and supports payment services in the website.
ts , This cookie is associated with PayPal and supports payment services in the website.
LANG, This cookie is associated with PayPal and used to store language preferences, potentially to serve up content in the stored language.
ts_c, This cookie is associated with PayPal and used to provide fraud prevention.
enforce_policy, This cookie is associated with PayPal and is issued when making a payment via PayPal.
Nsid, This cookie is associated with PayPal and is issued when making a payment via PayPal.
x-csrf-jwt, This cookie is associated with PayPal and is issued when making a payment via PayPal.
SECTION 9 - AGE OF CONSENT
By using this site, you represent that you are at least the age of majority in your state or province of residence, or that you are the age of majority in your state or province of residence and you have given us your consent to allow any of your minor dependents to use this site.
SECTION 10 - CHANGES TO THIS PRIVACY POLICY
We reserve the right to modify this privacy policy at any time, so please review it frequently. Changes and clarifications will take effect immediately upon their posting on the website. If we make material changes to this policy, we will notify you here that it has been updated, so that you are aware of what information we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances, if any, we use and/or disclose it.
If our store is acquired or merged with another company, your information may be transferred to the new owners so that we may continue to sell products to you.
QUESTIONS AND CONTACT INFORMATION
If you would like to: access, correct, amend, or delete any personal information we have about you, register a complaint, or simply want more information, contact our Privacy Compliance Officer at robot@calamityware.com or by mail at
Calamityware
Re: Privacy Compliance Officer
612 Pennridge Road
Pittsburgh, PA 15211
United States
OVERVIEW
This website is operated by Calamityware. Throughout the site, the terms “we”, “us” and “our” refer to Calamityware. Calamityware offers this website, including all information, tools, and services available from this site to you, the user, conditioned upon your acceptance of all terms, conditions, policies, and notices stated here.
By visiting our site and/or purchasing something from us, you engage in our “Service” and agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions (“Terms of Service”, “Terms”), including those additional terms and conditions and policies referenced herein and/or available by hyperlink. These Terms of Service apply to all users of the site, including without limitation users who are browsers, vendors, customers, merchants, and/or contributors of content.
Please read these Terms of Service carefully before accessing or using our website. By accessing or using any part of the site, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree to all the terms and conditions of this agreement, then you may not access the website or use any services. If these Terms of Service are considered an offer, acceptance is expressly limited to these Terms of Service.
Any new features or tools which are added to the current store shall also be subject to the Terms of Service. You can review the most current version of the Terms of Service at any time on this page. We reserve the right to update, change, or replace any part of these Terms of Service by posting updates and/or changes to our website. It is your responsibility to check this page periodically for changes. Your continued use of or access to the website following the posting of any changes constitutes acceptance of those changes.
Our store is hosted on Shopify Inc. They provide us with the online e-commerce platform that allows us to sell our products and services to you.
SECTION 1 - ONLINE STORE TERMS
By agreeing to these Terms of Service, you represent that you are at least the age of majority in your state or province of residence, or that you are the age of majority in your state or province of residence and you have given us your consent to allow any of your minor dependents to use this site.
You may not use our products for any illegal or unauthorized purpose nor may you, in the use of the Service, violate any laws in your jurisdiction (including but not limited to copyright laws).
You must not transmit any worms or viruses or any code of a destructive nature.
A breach or violation of any of the Terms will result in an immediate termination of your Services.
SECTION 2 - MOBILE TERMS OF SERVICE
The Calamity Worldwide, LLC mobile message service (the "Service") is operated by Calamity Worldwide, LLC (“Calamity Worldwide, LLC”, “we”, or “us”). Your use of the Service constitutes your agreement to these terms and conditions (“Mobile Terms”). We may modify or cancel the Service or any of its features without notice. To the extent permitted by applicable law, we may also modify these Mobile Terms at any time and your continued use of the Service following the effective date of any such changes shall constitute your acceptance of such changes.
By consenting to Calamity Worldwide, LLC’s SMS/text messaging service, you agree to receive recurring SMS/text messages from and on behalf of Calamity Worldwide, LLC through your wireless provider to the mobile number you provided, even if your mobile number is registered on any state or federal Do Not Call list. Text messages may be sent using an automatic telephone dialing system or other technology. Service-related messages may include updates, alerts, and information (e.g., order updates, account alerts, etc.). Promotional messages may include promotions, specials, and other marketing offers (e.g., cart reminders).
You understand that you do not have to sign up for this program in order to make any purchases, and your consent is not a condition of any purchase with Calamity Worldwide, LLC. Your participation in this program is completely voluntary.
We do not charge for the Service, but you are responsible for all charges and fees associated with text messaging imposed by your wireless provider. Message frequency varies. Message and data rates may apply. Check your mobile plan and contact your wireless provider for details. You are solely responsible for all charges related to SMS/text messages, including charges from your wireless provider.
You may opt-out of the Service at any time. Text the single keyword command STOP to +18335140430 or click the unsubscribe link (where available) in any text message to cancel. You'll receive a one-time opt-out confirmation text message. No further messages will be sent to your mobile device, unless initiated by you. If you have subscribed to other Calamity Worldwide, LLC mobile message programs and wish to cancel, except where applicable law requires otherwise, you will need to opt out separately from those programs by following the instructions provided in their respective mobile terms.
For Service support or assistance, text HELP to +18335140430 or email robot@calamityware.com.
We may change any short code or telephone number we use to operate the Service at any time and will notify you of these changes. You acknowledge that any messages, including any STOP or HELP requests, you send to a short code or telephone number we have changed may not be received and we will not be responsible for honoring requests made in such messages.
The wireless carriers supported by the Service are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages. You agree to provide us with a valid mobile number. If you get a new mobile number, you will need to sign up for the program with your new number.
To the extent permitted by applicable law, you agree that we will not be liable for failed, delayed, or misdirected delivery of any information sent through the Service, any errors in such information, and/or any action you may or may not take in reliance on the information or Service.
We respect your right to privacy. To see how we collect and use your personal information, please see our Privacy Notice.
SECTION 3 - GENERAL CONDITIONS
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason at any time.
You understand that your content (not including credit card information), may be transferred unencrypted and involve (a) transmissions over various networks; and (b) changes to conform and adapt to technical requirements of connecting networks or devices. Credit card information is always encrypted during transfer over networks.
You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell or exploit any portion of the Service, use of the Service, or access to the Service or any contact on the website through which the service is provided, without express written permission by us.
The headings used in this agreement are included for convenience only and will not limit or otherwise affect these Terms.
SECTION 4 - ACCURACY, COMPLETENESS AND TIMELINESS OF INFORMATION
We are not responsible if information made available on this site is not accurate, complete or current. The material on this site is provided for general information only and should not be relied upon or used as the sole basis for making decisions without consulting primary, more accurate, more complete or more timely sources of information. Any reliance on the material on this site is at your own risk.
This site may contain certain historical information. Historical information, necessarily, is not current and is provided for your reference only. We reserve the right to modify the contents of this site at any time, but we have no obligation to update any information on our site. You agree that it is your responsibility to monitor changes to our site.
SECTION 5 - MODIFICATIONS TO THE SERVICE AND PRICES
Prices for our products are subject to change without notice.
We reserve the right at any time to modify or discontinue the Service (or any part or content thereof) without notice at any time.
We shall not be liable to you or to any third-party for any modification, price change, suspension or discontinuance of the Service.
SECTION 6 - PRODUCTS OR SERVICES (if applicable)
Certain products or services may be available exclusively online through the website. These products or services may have limited quantities and are subject to return or exchange only according to our Return Policy.
We have made every effort to display as accurately as possible the colors and images of our products that appear at the store. We cannot guarantee that your computer monitor's display of any color will be accurate.
We reserve the right, but are not obligated, to limit the sales of our products or Services to any person, geographic region or jurisdiction. We may exercise this right on a case-by-case basis. We reserve the right to limit the quantities of any products or services that we offer. All descriptions of products or product pricing are subject to change at anytime without notice, at the sole discretion of us. We reserve the right to discontinue any product at any time. Any offer for any product or service made on this site is void where prohibited.
We do not warrant that the quality of any products, services, information, or other material purchased or obtained by you will meet your expectations, or that any errors in the Service will be corrected.
SECTION 7 - ACCURACY OF BILLING AND ACCOUNT INFORMATION
We reserve the right to refuse any order you place with us. We may, in our sole discretion, limit or cancel quantities purchased per person, per household or per order. These restrictions may include orders placed by or under the same customer account, the same credit card, and/or orders that use the same billing and/or shipping address. In the event that we make a change to or cancel an order, we may attempt to notify you by contacting the e-mail and/or billing address/phone number provided at the time the order was made. We reserve the right to limit or prohibit orders that, in our sole judgment, appear to be placed by dealers, resellers or distributors.
You agree to provide current, complete and accurate purchase and account information for all purchases made at our store. You agree to promptly update your account and other information, including your email address and credit card numbers and expiration dates, so that we can complete your transactions and contact you as needed.
For more detail, please review our Returns Policy.
SECTION 8 - OPTIONAL TOOLS
We may provide you with access to third-party tools over which we neither monitor nor have any control nor input.
You acknowledge and agree that we provide access to such tools ”as is” and “as available” without any warranties, representations or conditions of any kind and without any endorsement. We shall have no liability whatsoever arising from or relating to your use of optional third-party tools.
Any use by you of optional tools offered through the site is entirely at your own risk and discretion and you should ensure that you are familiar with and approve of the terms on which tools are provided by the relevant third-party provider(s).
We may also, in the future, offer new services and/or features through the website (including, the release of new tools and resources). Such new features and/or services shall also be subject to these Terms of Service.
SECTION 9 - THIRD-PARTY LINKS
Certain content, products and services available via our Service may include materials from third-parties.
Third-party links on this site may direct you to third-party websites that are not affiliated with us. We are not responsible for examining or evaluating the content or accuracy and we do not warrant and will not have any liability or responsibility for any third-party materials or websites, or for any other materials, products, or services of third-parties.
We are not liable for any harm or damages related to the purchase or use of goods, services, resources, content, or any other transactions made in connection with any third-party websites. Please review carefully the third-party's policies and practices and make sure you understand them before you engage in any transaction. Complaints, claims, concerns, or questions regarding third-party products should be directed to the third-party.
SECTION 10 - USER COMMENTS, FEEDBACK AND OTHER SUBMISSIONS
If, at our request, you send certain specific submissions (for example contest entries) or without a request from us you send creative ideas, suggestions, proposals, plans, or other materials, whether online, by email, by postal mail, or otherwise (collectively, 'comments'), you agree that we may, at any time, without restriction, edit, copy, publish, distribute, translate and otherwise use in any medium any comments that you forward to us. We are and shall be under no obligation (1) to maintain any comments in confidence; (2) to pay compensation for any comments; or (3) to respond to any comments.
We may, but have no obligation to, monitor, edit or remove content that we determine in our sole discretion are unlawful, offensive, threatening, libelous, defamatory, pornographic, obscene or otherwise objectionable or violates any party’s intellectual property or these Terms of Service.
You agree that your comments will not violate any right of any third-party, including copyright, trademark, privacy, personality or other personal or proprietary right. You further agree that your comments will not contain libelous or otherwise unlawful, abusive or obscene material, or contain any computer virus or other malware that could in any way affect the operation of the Service or any related website. You may not use a false e-mail address, pretend to be someone other than yourself, or otherwise mislead us or third-parties as to the origin of any comments. You are solely responsible for any comments you make and their accuracy. We take no responsibility and assume no liability for any comments posted by you or any third-party.
SECTION 11 - PERSONAL INFORMATION
Your submission of personal information, including credit card numbers, through the store is governed by our Privacy Policy. You provide this personal information at your own risk.
SECTION 12 - ERRORS, INACCURACIES AND OMISSIONS
Occasionally there may be information on our site or in the Service that contains typographical errors, inaccuracies or omissions that may relate to product descriptions, pricing, promotions, offers, product shipping charges, transit times and availability. We reserve the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies or omissions, and to change or update information or cancel orders if any information in the Service or on any related website is inaccurate at any time without prior notice (including after you have submitted your order).
We undertake no obligation to update, amend or clarify information in the Service or on any related website, including without limitation, pricing information, except as required by law. No specified update or refresh date applied in the Service or on any related website, should be taken to indicate that all information in the Service or on any related website has been modified or updated.
SECTION 13 - PROHIBITED USES
In addition to other prohibitions as set forth in the Terms of Service, you are prohibited from using the site or its content: (a) for any unlawful purpose; (b) to solicit others to perform or participate in any unlawful acts; (c) to violate any international, federal, provincial or state regulations, rules, laws, or local ordinances; (d) to infringe upon or violate our intellectual property rights or the intellectual property rights of others; (e) to harass, abuse, insult, harm, defame, slander, disparage, intimidate, or discriminate based on gender, sexual orientation, religion, ethnicity, race, age, national origin, or disability; (f) to submit false or misleading information; (g) to upload or transmit viruses or any other type of malicious code that will or may be used in any way that will affect the functionality or operation of the Service or of any related website, other websites, or the Internet; (h) to collect or track the personal information of others; (i) to spam, phish, pharm, pretext, spider, crawl, or scrape; (j) for any obscene or immoral purpose; or (k) to interfere with or circumvent the security features of the Service or any related website, other websites, or the Internet. We reserve the right to terminate your use of the Service or any related website for violating any of the prohibited uses.
SECTION 14 - DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES; LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
We do not guarantee, represent or warrant that your use of our service will be uninterrupted, timely, secure or error-free.
We do not warrant that the results that may be obtained from the use of the service will be accurate or reliable.
You agree that from time to time we may remove the service for indefinite periods of time or cancel the service at any time, without notice to you.
You expressly agree that your use of, or inability to use, the service is at your sole risk. The service and all products and services delivered to you through the service are (except as expressly stated by us) provided 'as is' and 'as available' for your use, without any representation, warranties or conditions of any kind, either express or implied, including all implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, merchantable quality, fitness for a particular purpose, durability, title, and non-infringement.
In no case shall Calamityware, our directors, officers, employees, affiliates, agents, contractors, interns, suppliers, service providers or licensors be liable for any injury, loss, claim, or any direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, special, or consequential damages of any kind, including, without limitation lost profits, lost revenue, lost savings, loss of data, replacement costs, or any similar damages, whether based in contract, tort (including negligence), strict liability or otherwise, arising from your use of any of the service or any products procured using the service, or for any other claim related in any way to your use of the service or any product, including, but not limited to, any errors or omissions in any content, or any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of the service or any content (or product) posted, transmitted, or otherwise made available via the service, even if advised of their possibility. Because some states or jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or the limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, in such states or jurisdictions, our liability shall be limited to the maximum extent permitted by law.
SECTION 15 - INDEMNIFICATION
You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Calamityware and our parent, subsidiaries, affiliates, partners, officers, directors, agents, contractors, licensors, service providers, subcontractors, suppliers, interns and employees, harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, made by any third-party due to or arising out of your breach of these Terms of Service or the documents they incorporate by reference, or your violation of any law or the rights of a third-party.
SECTION 16 - SEVERABILITY
In the event that any provision of these Terms of Service is determined to be unlawful, void or unenforceable, such provision shall nonetheless be enforceable to the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, and the unenforceable portion shall be deemed to be severed from these Terms of Service, such determination shall not affect the validity and enforceability of any other remaining provisions.
SECTION 17 - TERMINATION
The obligations and liabilities of the parties incurred prior to the termination date shall survive the termination of this agreement for all purposes.
These Terms of Service are effective unless and until terminated by either you or us. You may terminate these Terms of Service at any time by notifying us that you no longer wish to use our Services, or when you cease using our site.
If in our sole judgment you fail, or we suspect that you have failed, to comply with any term or provision of these Terms of Service, we also may terminate this agreement at any time without notice and you will remain liable for all amounts due up to and including the date of termination; and/or accordingly may deny you access to our Services (or any part thereof).
SECTION 18 - ENTIRE AGREEMENT
The failure of us to exercise or enforce any right or provision of these Terms of Service shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision.
These Terms of Service and any policies or operating rules posted by us on this site or in respect to The Service constitutes the entire agreement and understanding between you and us and govern your use of the Service, superseding any prior or contemporaneous agreements, communications and proposals, whether oral or written, between you and us (including, but not limited to, any prior versions of the Terms of Service).
Any ambiguities in the interpretation of these Terms of Service shall not be construed against the drafting party.
SECTION 19 - GOVERNING LAW
These Terms of Service and any separate agreements whereby we provide you Services shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of 612 Pennridge Road Pittsburgh Pennsylvania US 15211.
SECTION 20 - CHANGES TO TERMS OF SERVICE
You can review the most current version of the Terms of Service at any time at this page.
We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to update, change or replace any part of these Terms of Service by posting updates and changes to our website. It is your responsibility to check our website periodically for changes. Your continued use of or access to our website or the Service following the posting of any changes to these Terms of Service constitutes acceptance of those changes.
SECTION 21 - CONTACT INFORMATION
Questions about the Terms of Service should be sent to us at robot@calamityware.com.
