Fun stuff. A little expensive for me,though. Love your work.😊

We have avoided whale and herring infestations here in Copenhagen in our bath, due to the monster shower curtain. So it works in north Europe as Well and with other species.

Careful of those Monongahela freshwater sharks.

Pittsburgh? Pittsburgh? whr imported Rolling rock grows and Mario is still king- know about ocean/sharks/swimmingbeyondyourknees? HA

If I’m going to look like food…a Hostess cupcake is the way to go. Always wiggle when I eat one but drink of choice to accompany would be milk, so guess I’m safe from shark attacks.

As an Australian, I can speak with considerable authority about shark attacks. I can confirm the Sea Monster shower curtain has prevented 100% of shark attacks in my shower – even when I am near water, wriggling about and possibly looking like food.

Several years ago I made curtains for my overly large (that is, hard to buy ready-made curtains/drapes for) living room windows out of Don’s sea monster shower curtains. All the water is confined to the curtains. We have not had a single shark attack in that room since, so obviously tip #3 works!

I can attest to the protective power of the shower curtain. It’s been hanging for several years now, and so far the sharks have stayed right where they’re supposed to. They’re actually quite friendly fellows once you get to know them.

I can attest to the protective power of the shower curtain. It’s been hanging for several years now, and so far the sharks have stayed right where they’re supposed to. They’re actually quite friendly fellows once you get to know them.

Wonderful advice. That bit about avoiding water? It rings true.

We’re enjoying your sea monster shower curtain and so far, no sharks in the tub, so I’m guessing it has protective powers.

Don,
Do NOT reveal your location to Virginia!
She might be a hungry shark stranded in Pittsburgh waters.

Cute shark. Will it be featured on some upcoming treat? Hmmmm?

Where are you in Pittsburgh?