Christmas Could Be Worse Dinner Plate

Wonderful in so many ways! So well made, washes (according to instructions) perfectly, 70” long, ideal brick red color, soft but not flimsy, AND the design is a source of endless fascination. Teen grandkids are enthralled, we’re constantly discovering something new (10:04?) Do not hesitate. You know you want this.

I bought the napkins for a family dinner thinking they’d be a fun change. I was right! My son first thought they were Delft (we’re Dutch) and I said “look again”. Everyone was laughing and looking for new creatures to point out. Thank you for the smiles. I just wish they had a polyester/cotton mix so they didn’t wrinkle so much after washing.

Wonderful quality. Fun & intriguing designs.

So fun, beautifully made!!! Love these!!

Love all of the products from this company!

I love the beast bowls and coffee mugs! The mugs are our families favorite to drink our morning coffee or tea out of and the beasts love their bowls. I love this small company especially the designs and the way they market their goods!

Cards are great!

Our third and fourth ones of these! We have them for one room and decided we needed to expand. The originals from the kickstarter a few years ago are still looking amazing. Perfect weight. Great design. Love them!!

These socks are really good-looking and feel a touch fleecy. The usual Calamityware quality and whimsy. Sent a pair to a friend too.

We love our mystery box. Chock full and of fun items. High quality. More than worth the price. Highly recommend.

These fun coasters were originally purchased as a gift, but turned out to be too fun to give away (I do love me some octopus art!). I opted to purchase a set of traditional blue/white Calamityware coasters to add to the gift pile - still fun and functional, but I can let them go to another home more easily (not dissing the "traditional", but not octopus centric enough).

Like many families, we fight over white elephant gifts on Xmas Eve. The conundrum is always finding something different, perhaps even wacky, which someone would actually want, while keeping within our $$ limit. This year I'm betting on these funky coasters to be stolen the maximum two times! Let the battle begin!

Love the art and quality!

It was near impossible for me to send these to people, because they're just too good. I bought them during COVID lockdown and sent them to people who were worthy, and they loved them, as well. I feel a little guilty about keeping one of each for myself, but not guilty enough to stop me.

I backed this serving plate via Kickstarter. If you have an account there, make sure to follow Calamityware for a small discount on new goodies and a look at the creation process.

On to the plate:
Warning for the jelly-armed cryptids amongst us, this plate is well made and has the weight to back it up, this sucker is BEEFY! Heavy, proper porcelain that looks just at home displayed on the wall as holding finger sandwiches on the table. So far I've served hand pulled pizza, a charcuterie spread, aforementioned finger sandwiches as well as scones and cookies, and fixings for make-your-own tacos. She does it all with the style and sass Calamityware is known for!