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Christmas Calamities Ornaments (Set of 4)

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Description

A familiar, tranquil, holiday landscape is marred by menacing merriment. All your favorite holiday cliches gone slightly wrong. Hang these naughty nasties on your tree, wall, or window.

Sold only in sets of four. Each set contains four different porcelain ornament designs—the borders are identical but there are four unique center landscapes.

Dimensions & More
  • 3.75" diameter (9.5 cm). Each weighs 2.12 ounces (60 g).
  • Comes in a brown kraft gift box for easy gift giving. Gold ribbons for hanging included.
  • Christmas red images on white porcelain.
  • Flat porcelain decorated with the same Santa’s-soiled-suit design on both sides.
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Produced using the in-glaze decoration process. That means the image is slightly melted into the surface like the fine porcelain you see in museums.
  • Made in Thailand.
    Use & Care
    Use:
    • Mini versions of the Calamityware holiday plate designs for your tree, window, or wall.

     

    Care:

    • Porcelain is both delicate and durable. We think you’ll enjoy Don’s blog about caring for your new treasures.
      Shipping & Returns

      Shipping Information:

      We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $75 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

       

      Shipping & Return Policies:

      Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

      Who we are

      Calamityware is a tiny, five-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

      Customer Reviews

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      M.F.
      Christmas Keeper!

      Just ordered for NEXT year - can’t wait already! I’m always late so no matter to me and it’s a reminder as to why I own the “Things Could Be Worse” mugs. Great products! Love them all!

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      Bonnie S.
      Would you look at these beauties?!

      Hot diggidy damn, the red ornaments arrived on December 23rd! They quickly joined their blue cousins on “Acoustapus”, which is as close as we get to a Christmas tree in my house. As of today, January 16th, they’re still up. Why not, they make us happy and you know that Valentines Day will be here in a blink! Get your orders in while they’re available, no kidding, you won’t regret it.

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      Virginia K.
      OMG!

      Ya'll get 5 stars just for bring able to get these out to those if us suffering and starving for Calamityware Christmas Ornaments this year! God Bless ya'll! Eeeeeek! I've already gotten my order in!

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      Vicki P.
      Tree needed an upgrade

      My Christmas tree is pretty and somewhat fancy-ish. Cardinals everywhere, shiny stuff. Enter my new Calamityware ornaments. Sure, I have some amusing ornaments on the tree: a flying pig, Xmas armadillo, leg lamp, pickle (glass, not real)...ok, that's it. Enter monsters, flying monkeys, robots, UFOs and whatnots on the 2022 tree. It just feels right, ya know?

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      MC
      Perfect gift

      A great complement to the mugs I gave out last year for holiday gifts, love the ornaments!

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