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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that friend that shows up to every occasion dressed to the nines, doing the most, and that’s okay. People have a way of attempting to make over-dressed people feel foolish, but Bonocan poses proudly in their bows, ready to say“So what, I look good!”Channel your inner Bonacon next time someone asks you“What’s the special occasion?!”in attempt to make you feel bad for wearing what you love. Embrace your extra!
Bonacon is that friend that shows up to every occasion dressed to the nines, doing the most, and that’s okay. People have a way of attempting to make over-dressed people feel foolish, but Bonocan poses proudly in their bows, ready to say“So what, I look good!”Channel your inner Bonacon next time someone asks you“What’s the special occasion?!”in attempt to make you feel bad for wearing what you love. Embrace your extra!
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
just picked it up from the framer- dark blue mat and thin black frame. perfect! the perfect gift for my coffee-junkie husband!
I have been in love with your dinnerware (actually all of your stuff) for many years now, and I’m SO HAPPY that I pulled the trigger and replaced my dishes with Calamityware. It’s like Don gets my sense of humour! Now I giggle every time I take out a plate or bowl, and I’m telling everyone I know to go to your website.
Absolutely love the mug! Cannot wait to purchase other items!!!
The strong material with its subtle black on black design is so nice! Thoughtfully designed and with well arranged pockets- puls I can make it bigger writhe the base zipper.
Reinforcing my working out!
I’m so sad to see several poor reviews of these towels. On a trip years ago I was lured into purchasing Turkish towels, which is what style these towels are. When I got home I had the same response to them that I am reading here. I was so disappointed. But, I followed their instructions: soak in cold water overnight before washing the first time and always try to wash them in cold water, not hot. That was 10 years ago and I still have and use those towels. They get softer and more absorbent over time and dry so quickly on the towel bar. Now that I am accustomed to this style of towel, heavy terry cloth towels feel overly fuzzy and get musty smelling on the towel bar after just one or two showers, from not drying quickly. I see that the dates of the reviews are immediately after these towels were shipped out for the first time, and I assume people have not given them time to show their true potential. I have washed mine twice now in cold water and they are beautifully soft and lightweight. At first glance most octopi are a little offputting, and shy, but look a little closer, watch a little longer, and you will see the beauty and intelligence of them. I would say the same for these towels, give them a chance.
Love love love the stabby tabby, which gets a lot of notice! The color of the t-shirt is beautiful and the fit is true-to-size. Stands up through multiple washings, too!
I received this for a gift, and it is just so special. It has such a great texture/fabric and with a beautiful and stunning design. My gift giver did not realize it had "creatures" on it until he saw it close up. I now have my eye on the time bloopers throw!
Amazing quality, beautiful design that is simultaneously classy and weird in the best way possible. I love the size and shape of these bowls, not too deep, not too shallow. I have a complete Calamityware dish set and feel I have upgraded my home aesthetic to Rich Eccentric Auntie. I could not be more pleased.
My cereal bowls arrived in perfect condition, and they are even better than I hoped for. The thickness of the porcelain gives me hope that it will survive unintended knocks on the kitchen counter. The graphics are clear and detailed, interesting from every angle. And the outside details are an added delight, making me smile at every seal of doom. I LOVE this company and the things you make! This beautiful set of four is being split up as individual bowls, to spread the love of these whimsically pessimistic scenes to three of my closest friends, and one for myself! May Calamityware continue in its success, spreading cheerful doom far and wide.
these are great!! did i mention that i love this company??
my son loves these cards & i love this company. such great quality!!
Searched high and low these many years and persistemce has rewarded me. The demon bag sack is the world's most perfect bag.
Design, function, pockets, ease of use. Bonus, did I mention demon design?
Pass on purchase at your peril.
The travel Things Could Be Worse mug, is my absolute favorite! Having stage 4 Lung Cancer. This funny mug k st makes my day!
I really like both of the bags. I do use the gym bag at the gym. It’s roomy and perfect for clothes and gear. The tote is my favorite! Just used it for a week away..plenty of room!
I bought the tote and it was the bag I was waiting for. Big enough for gym trips where I’ll be showering and changing after but not so big that it’s annoying when I only have a water bottle and my wallet inside. Also perfect for when I go ice skating - holds my skates and any other gear I need!
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