Ghastly Guardians

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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.

Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.

Smash those standards!

Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary

Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.

Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.

It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously

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Zooterkins Necklace $ 38.00

Ghastly Guardians Meme Magnets $ 12.00

Ghastly Guardians Unisex T-Shirt - Toxic Glow Starting at $ 35.00

Ghastly Guardians Birthday Cards (12-Pack) $ 18.00

Ghastly Guardians Onesie - Zooterkins $ 35.00

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Ghastly Guardians Stickers $ 14.00 $ 18.00

Ghastly Guardians Onesie - Fusilli $ 35.00

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Ghastly Guardians Joyful Noise Notecards (20-Pack) $ 24.00

Ghastly Guardians Women's T-Shirt - Bonacon Starting at $ 35.00

Ghastly Guardians Unisex T-Shirt - Bonacon Starting at $ 35.00

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Adds a Nice Touch of Vegeterrible Greens to the Kitchen

Nicely made pot holders and tea towel -- I bought 2 tea towels. Looking forward to using them with the Kickstarter projects Vegeterribles Starter Set and the Vegeterribles Travel mugs when they arrive sometime mid- to late-summer. I am thinking about buying a couple more tea towels and making an apron from them. That would complete my apron set. The Vegeterrible Textiles set would make nice gifts.

Maggie S.

Vegeterribles Kitchen Textiles

05/13/2026

Always love the quality and whimsy of this dishware set. I will keep buying until I have them all.

Erika

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05/13/2026

This is great!

Evan

Things Could Be Worse Travel Mug

05/12/2026

My wife absolutely loved this mug. She is a blue willow collector and also a mother with a chaotic life. This was a 10/10 hit with her for Mother’s Day

Brian

Things Could Be Worse Travel Mug

05/10/2026

Received our mug on time. The quality is great and the art work is even better. It has a nice feel to it while holding and it is always fun when others realize some of the "surprises" on the mug.

S.B.

Things Could Be Worse Travel Mug

05/09/2026

Perfect & so well packaged!

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Favorite Mug

A great way to start my day. Have had my mugs for many years. Still find them amusing, quirky & fun. Not so thick & bulky as most mugs. So fresh & original. Makes my coffee taste better.

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