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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
(Largely repeated from my review of the Frogs design.) All these plates are just fantastic. We have 10 different designs, and they are huge hit with dinner guests (especially younger guests) - once folks have eaten they usually want to swap plates with eat other to see how many "pattern-breakers" they can find. High quality and endlessly entertaining. Delighted that there is a cryptid in the mix - Sasquatch is overdue for immortalization in tableware.
All these plates are just fantastic. We have 10 different designs, and they are huge hit with dinner guests (especially younger guests) - once folks have eaten they usually want to swap plates with eat other to see how many "pattern-breakers" they can find. High quality and endlessly entertaining.
Terrific bowls, very high-quality and delightful as is everything we've gotten from Calamity Ware. We got a set of these and a set of Things Could Be Worse bowls, the two designs stack / store together well for more variety.
These bowls are great! Perfect size and shape for cereal, ice cream, and other things that aren't quite suited for the shallow bowls. I love the little cat right in the middle.
I love a big cup of coffee to start my day, and on the precipice of another new year, I can remind myself daily that things could be worse.
I did not realize that the photo on the lid is only 1/4 of the total puzzle. We love puzzles and this one is extremely challenging.
Great products. Lookinng forward to using them.
I love my Stabby Tabby shirt. Wore it to PT, and it was a huge hit. You have new fans!
Any chance of Stqbby Tabby socks? Love to cootdinate.
My daughter and I visited a delightful tea shop in Niles, Michigan earlier this year. They had hutches filled with tea cups and saucers that you could choose for afternoon tea. My daughter immediately spotted your Things Could Be Worse set and claimed it for the day. The design stuck with me and I was able to find you online and order her a mug for Christmas. She was shocked I found it and so happy to have it as her own. The perfect size and design!
Sent this as a gift, they absolutely loved it!
Love it!!
Great products - good quality. We love the the art.
The best shirt designs. Wish they made more child tshirts
Great tshirts! Our go to store for gifts.
What a great gift. Perfect for my dad who has it all and doesnt want anything he doesnt need. He loved there is a story and more importantly that is fits in the cup holder. 5 stars isnt enough for winning Christmas