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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that friend that shows up to every occasion dressed to the nines, doing the most, and that’s okay. People have a way of attempting to make over-dressed people feel foolish, but Bonocan poses proudly in their bows, ready to say“So what, I look good!”Channel your inner Bonacon next time someone asks you“What’s the special occasion?!”in attempt to make you feel bad for wearing what you love. Embrace your extra!
Bonacon is that friend that shows up to every occasion dressed to the nines, doing the most, and that’s okay. People have a way of attempting to make over-dressed people feel foolish, but Bonocan poses proudly in their bows, ready to say“So what, I look good!”Channel your inner Bonacon next time someone asks you“What’s the special occasion?!”in attempt to make you feel bad for wearing what you love. Embrace your extra!
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
I love these jacquard-weave textiles with Don Moyer's designs! We have two beautiful new throws with the terracotta and cream "Time Travel Bloopers" design. At first glance the "Time Travel Bloopers" throws look like heirloom pieces from Grandma's trunk. But, like the Calamityware "Things Could Be Worse" porcelain, there are tiny surprises (rockets, triceratops, Vikings...) throughout the traditional-style motifs. The quality of these woven throws is outstanding. We can't decide if we like one side or the reverse! Washable and durable. Just the right weight.
We also have a "Creature Comforts" bedspread and a throw with blue bats and monsters. We travel by car with our dog Sweetie Pie and stay in pet-friendly inns and hotels. We always put throws down on the beds in hotels so Sweetie Pie feels at home and doesn't disturb the hotel linen. Her favorite is the "Creature Comforts" throw.
I bought the bag with the intent to use at WDW. It did not disappoint. It carried everything I normally carry in park backpack and had room for more.
I LOVE IT!!!
It is framed and hanging right next to my desk. I work from home and it is a perfect reminder when days are less than stellar. You guys rock!!
I've been wanting to gift my sister one of these travel mugs for her birthday for a while now and I finally did! She absolutely loves it and I'm so pleased! Shipping was prompt and it arrived safely. Now I'm gong to get one for my other sister for her birthday!
This card is beautifully drawn on fine cardstock.
I will frame one before I send them out for Christmas 2025.
Love, love, love this comforter! The design is graphically striking and clever. It's generously sized, beautifully made and of superb quality. This was given as a birthday gift and the recipient was totally over the moon with delight upon opening it. In fact, when my husband saw it, he wanted one too!
It was no small thing to discover that customer service at Calamityware is sterling as well. When there was a glitch and it appeared the USPS might have lost the package, the staff at Calamityware immediately stepped in and made everything beyond right in getting a replacement comforter to my door in time. Calamity averted. They're the best! I couldn't be happier with this purchase and company.
I bought this as a gift for my boyfriend after we visited a friend’s house who was proudly displaying it. He absolutely loves it! The material is wonderful quality and of course the pattern is quirky and fun! Exactly as pictured and worth the money!
Really, it's the bats that won my heart. All the gremlins are cute, I mean scary, but the bats are my faves. These canisters are beautifully made, super functional, and an absolute delight. I use two for tea and one for bully sticks and it really tidies things up. I have to smile when I see them lined up on my counter.
I always thought my Monkey was just a favorite childhood toy…Now I discover he’s a Dubious Musician, reeking calamity and havoc throughout the world of Blue Willow china‼️. I also discover that Steven King has a new movie coming out about the misfortune and mayhem my Monkey causes‼️. But, Things Could be Worse….my Dubious Musician bread plates are absolutely fabulous and a great addition to my dinner table‼️.
I love the design and size of the dish. It’s another great addition to our collection. Keep up the great work!
Love these shopping bags. Sturdy and they hold plenty.
Got this for my cat- loving daughter.
Cute pin for a birthday gift.
I bought my first rug through the kickstarter campaign. I loved it so much that I decided to buy another one
I have been in love with this mug for ages. I've held out in the hopes that they'd release a holiday one, but finally caved and ordered it. When it arrived it had what looked like a repaired chip on the bottom. I emailed the company asking if this was an issue that was purely cosmetic or could affect the integrity of the mug. If it was cosmetic I was prepared to live with it. They did not care either way. They said it wasn't up to their standards and would be sending me a new one. I was gobsmacked. That alone was enough to ensure I'll be ordering many more items from them. And if they ever do release a holiday travel mug I'll be buying it in bulk.
As for the issues with the lid, I have had a problem with the silicone sticking to the mug upon the first time removing it. Other than that I've not experienced any unicorn moments or instances of it popping off. It does fit nicedly in my car holder.
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