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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
I love the designs, especially the blue and white featuring all kinds of scary, imaginary creatures. I have bought the mug set, notecards, placemats and apron and enjoy them all, I am eyeing the bathroom towels in the “octopi’ motif. Everything is good quality and cheers me with each use. The coffee mugs are a reliable, uplifting counterpoint to reading the news. Things could be worse!
I received my beast bowls set and serving platter today. I am so excited! I am an avid cryptid connoisseur and when I first saw these collections I knew I had to own them! The quality is absolutely amazing! I look forward to showing these off. I have already ordered the travel mug and can't wait for it to come in!
The packing quality is beyond exceptional. They are guaranteed to arrive unbroken and I believe it. Also the shipping time was so much faster than I expected!!!
The artwork, the quality, the packing, the entire experience absolutely perfect!!!!
Keep creating so I can keep buying!
Beautiful and made well. Very fun!!
My beasts are enjoying these immensely - which is weird because neither of them is even 10 pounds.
These are perfect with just the right amount of snark!
Yep! While I have my very own stash, it is so much fun to see the expressions and hear the laughter from those lucky people to whom I gift their own Calamity. It never fails to delight both of us!
They are perfect! As advertised. So cute, and great quality.
Absolutely love!
A must have for any poodle lover! I got these for my whole fam. Great quality as usual from Calamityware!
We have loved all our Calamityware purchases over the years, but now that we have a busy 5 year old it's really great to be able to continue enjoying these dishes without worry of them breaking. Awesome for every day, but also looking forward to using these for outdoor dining/camping.
This is an excellent product, the porcelain is beautiful, nicely weighted and I love their “Things Could Be Worse” line of products. The items are packaged well, arrived unbroken, chip free and arrived quickly. Very happy with it and I highly recommend!
It was just as pictured and described
So far, I have purchased 5 Creature Comfort small blankets, 1 Creature Comfort bedspread blanket and 1 Time Traveler blanket. I think it is very clear that I love the quality and style of them and they make awesome gifts. And I will probably buy more!
Love it. Fantastic design.
Possible one of the more unique calamities, who does not love a zombie poodle?! Crisp design, excellent quality porcelain. And the details! So much to look for! I love a cohesive dinner set that’s also mismatched and unique. They’re simply a delight!