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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that friend that shows up to every occasion dressed to the nines, doing the most, and that’s okay. People have a way of attempting to make over-dressed people feel foolish, but Bonocan poses proudly in their bows, ready to say“So what, I look good!”Channel your inner Bonacon next time someone asks you“What’s the special occasion?!”in attempt to make you feel bad for wearing what you love. Embrace your extra!
Bonacon is that friend that shows up to every occasion dressed to the nines, doing the most, and that’s okay. People have a way of attempting to make over-dressed people feel foolish, but Bonocan poses proudly in their bows, ready to say“So what, I look good!”Channel your inner Bonacon next time someone asks you“What’s the special occasion?!”in attempt to make you feel bad for wearing what you love. Embrace your extra!
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
Love my new mug. Cheers me up! Who could have guessed things could be worse than whats on this cup?
Lid seems to be fine for my needs. No complaints.
Love this cool tshirt! My black kitty, Molly gives it 4 paws up. Especially like the glow in the dark feature.
My last mug broke, so I bought 4 more. That's how much I love these mugs.
I am drinking from my mug, as I write this review. So, I’m a Fan of big mugs. My mug collection has mostly consisted of Pendleton‘s 20 ounce mug. Which I like because it’s thick but a thicker mug means your coffee cools down quicker, so incomes calamity ware. now this is the perfect mug, from the handle that fits my fingers perfectly, to the lightweight, thin porcelain that is sturdy, but keeps my coffee, hot! Not to mention the size. All things considered, adding in the print, just takes it the extra mile! I love this theme, and it makes me chuckle every time I drink my coffee.
Ilove this design! At first glance it's just a cool t-shirt with a hot air balloon. But look a little closer and there is that special Calamityware touch! The little falling figure always makes me chuckle and often reminds me of how my day is going. The t-shirt is very high quality and the design is beautifully done. I will definitely buy more Calamityware garments.
Bought these for Easter presents (filling them with candy and a side 6 pack of beer). They're great. Love the handle and quality of the porcelain. Calamityware NEVER disappoints.
I loved the original blanket from the Kickstarter campaign and wanted another. It's a perfect blanket for Louisiana, soft and comfortable but not too heavy. Thank you for creating it!
Yes this is everything a throw should be. And interesting as well. I looked and could not find the elusive April anywhere on the throw. She is out there somewhere.
This is bag is even greater than I thought it would be. The size is perfect for short trips (or in my case, gym clothes and my lunch on work days). It has lots of options built in -pockets, but also both a handle and a (removable) strap, and the ability to expand the bag in a super clever way. Also, the pattern is perfect - from a distance it looks like a black bag, a little closer it looks like some kind of black on black floral pattern, and only close up do you see the monsters. I love it and am already thinking about who I know who would also enjoy one.
I bought a 4-pack of mugs to divvy up and give out. My stepson and his girlfriend just received theirs and they love them! In their mid-thirties, they were impressed by the fact they were porcelain and loved the nod to the Blue Willow pattern. I see many things on the website for gifts, or myself.
I love all the calamityware items I have purchased. They are sturdy and beautiful. I am saving up to buy more!
Better than I imagined! I love everything about this throw - the design, the quality , the heft, the color and the way it makes me smile every time I use it. Please make more!
I have a set of these. They are strong and beautifully made. Expanded my set!
I love my new T-shirt.
Can't wait to purchase the next thing on my wishlist.
Love all of my Calamityware purchases.
Sara
This set of small plates was given as a gift, and they were very well-received and much enjoyed! High quality and a very funny design - just what I expect and appreciate from Calamityware.
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