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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
I love it! My sister loves her’s. It’s great quality and it shines when it catches the light. It’s so cool.🙂
A great mug for when I’m feeling a little stabby. Makes me laugh instead!
Perfect mug for my mornings!
Wife loved it, we have lots of calamity ware and this was a perfect addition.
You know what would make it more perfect? Make it in an old sepia map color.
I’m saving these for pre-holiday gifts! Wonderfully soft and killer graphics! It’s not too early to Christmas shop!
I’ve had this blanket for a while now & it’s still my go to for Saturday snuggles. I love that it’s reversible, light weight and still so cozy (even in the summer). I love the print, it’s so fun!!! I have multiple products from this company & they are all great quality.
Be a hero and give these mugs! We just had our Christmas in July party and these mugs were a big hit! Love the porcelain, too.
These are a tad expensive. But they are good quality and I love the whimsical artwork!
A Cristmas to remember!! Fun, funky, good quality.
Looks great and adds a lot character to the shower!
As always I absolutely adore my new
Gastly Guardian Bodacon t-shirt.
I am a huge fan of everything Calamityware.
You can find it all over my house and in my cabinets. I look forward to my next purchase.
I have had this shower curtain for many years. Good quality, and a surprisingly effective neutral since it is black and white with a detailed pattern. I have a vintage 1940s bathroom with its original yellow and black tile - not an easy color scheme - and this shower curtain works very well. I get to look directly at this shower curtain when I sit on the toilet, and still haven’t grown tired of it. I have named most of sea monsters at this point, and given some of them stories. There is Snerd, Uncle Sam, The Chillingham Beast, Ring-Toss Razorback, Schnozeldong, Harvey, Bubo, Admiral Ackbar…
I love my zombie poodle plates! As a long time poodle owner I had to have these fun plates. They’re excellent quality and even my husband likes them. Get them if you love poodles or maybe if you hate them.
You guys never fail to amaze me! Bought this for a gift for a hard to please person and she loved it!! Highly recommend!