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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
Hard to get the right fit for + sizes but you nailed it. Fabric seems thin but it washes and dries like a dream. I now have four of these shirts and they are great.
Gorgeous. This is a large and beautiful platter that I purchased for my daughter-in-law. I love it, highly recommend Calamityware!
Very happy with the shower curtain. It was shipped quickly and is of good quality. The amusing images add a lot of whimsy to the bathroom. I wish there was a matching liquid soap dispenser but otherwise couldn't be happier.
I am a long-time customer of the Things Could Be Worse” mugs. It started during COVID when I thought I was losing my mind and I needed some levity. I ordered several mugs and left them on friends’ doorsteps. I used them constantly, and I still do! There are bad things happening now in the United States of America, and we still need levity! “Things Coukd BeWorse,” indeed.
I supported this serving plate on kickstarter, 'cos Calamitware.
I have my serving plate. It is the ideal size for serving a 12inch Spanish tortilla, if anyone needed to know that. The plate and the tortilla are awesome.
If you go to potluck dinner at a friend's house - make some thing on this plate and dazzle them. The more mundane the friend is, the better the dazzle.
Then, I got a Calamitware email "New serving plate." The first one was Cool, so I got excited. My feelings are hurt now. The only thing that would make them better would be *another* style of new serving plate.
The purrade of cats is adorable , and the tray is well made.
I bought these to go with my bedspread which I love. The whole set is fantastic.
I gave this throw to each of my sons and myself. It makes me laugh whenever I look at it. It was one gift that everyone liked.
Love this teapot! Love the company!
Delightful images, juicy colors, and heavy paper that’s lovely to write on. It’s going to be a great year.
Love the tall travel style.
Its thinner than i expected but thats actually good- feels versatile and (at least while new) it is super super soft. Ive been wanting this graphic forever so finally got it on one of the rare sales
They’re adorable! It was a great gift for my daughter’s birthday.
I give Calamityware to my niece and nephew-in-law every year for their anniversary. This is the fifth year and they are delighted with their plates!! As well as being fun and whimsical, the plates are beautiful and very easy to take care of since they go through the dishwasher.
One of the set arrived broken but I received amazing customer support and it was replaced very quickly.
Anniversary Calamityware is now a family tradition!
I was unsure when I first received these towels, but now that I have washed them a few times I love them! So soft and absorbent not to mention adorable. Please make more cephalopod items!