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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
I love the design, of course, but the material is softer than Bigfoot fur. That's pretty soft. I love it.
Love them!!!
Love my Calamityware!
Wonderful in so many ways! So well made, washes (according to instructions) perfectly, 70” long, ideal brick red color, soft but not flimsy, AND the design is a source of endless fascination. Teen grandkids are enthralled, we’re constantly discovering something new (10:04?) Do not hesitate. You know you want this.
I bought the napkins for a family dinner thinking they’d be a fun change. I was right! My son first thought they were Delft (we’re Dutch) and I said “look again”. Everyone was laughing and looking for new creatures to point out. Thank you for the smiles. I just wish they had a polyester/cotton mix so they didn’t wrinkle so much after washing.
Wonderful quality. Fun & intriguing designs.
So fun, beautifully made!!! Love these!!
Love all of the products from this company!
I love the beast bowls and coffee mugs! The mugs are our families favorite to drink our morning coffee or tea out of and the beasts love their bowls. I love this small company especially the designs and the way they market their goods!
Cards are great!
Our third and fourth ones of these! We have them for one room and decided we needed to expand. The originals from the kickstarter a few years ago are still looking amazing. Perfect weight. Great design. Love them!!
These socks are really good-looking and feel a touch fleecy. The usual Calamityware quality and whimsy. Sent a pair to a friend too.
We love our mystery box. Chock full and of fun items. High quality. More than worth the price. Highly recommend.
These fun coasters were originally purchased as a gift, but turned out to be too fun to give away (I do love me some octopus art!). I opted to purchase a set of traditional blue/white Calamityware coasters to add to the gift pile - still fun and functional, but I can let them go to another home more easily (not dissing the "traditional", but not octopus centric enough).
Like many families, we fight over white elephant gifts on Xmas Eve. The conundrum is always finding something different, perhaps even wacky, which someone would actually want, while keeping within our $$ limit. This year I'm betting on these funky coasters to be stolen the maximum two times! Let the battle begin!