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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
Love my Fuzzy the Merciless shirt! Fabric is soft and shirt is true to size. Perfect for Halloween or anytime!
I got these from the Kickstarter and have been enjoying them tremendously. The size is suitable for ramen and other soupy meals, of course, but I've also found that it's perfect when I feel like a meal-sized salad with all the fixins. (It would probably work well for an ice cream sundae, too, but that might be too much of a good thing.) They also have considerable heft to them, making them feel reassuringly sturdy.
A note on coloring: the background on these is not quite as bright white as it is on the pieces made in Poland, but it's close enough that I could only tell the difference by holding one against the other in strong light. And the dark blue of the dragons matches the dark blue used on my other Calamityware.
The design is cute & I love the size.
Love my Kitchen Witch canister! Wish I could have gotten the whole set.
Gave this bowl, (almost) full of candy corn, as a Halloween gift. Recipient was delighted, and has since refilled the bowl with more treats and put it on display front-and-center in her kitchen. Top-quality porcelain, lots of capacity, horrendous monsters by Mr. Moyer ... what more could one ask?
This big beautiful bowl is going to live on my counter year round. It makes a great fruit bowl (empty right now because I just made an apple crisp), and it coexists so cheerfully with my Kitchen Witch canisters. No way does it get put away! I love it too much!
Gift for a friend. Love these.
Love the crisp tea towel style and the quirky artwork that makes me smile and reminds me that things could be SO much worse!
My Halloween candy looks so inviting in my new bowl. This winter it will hold oranges and on the early spring, piles of tangerines.
Where were you when I was growing up, loving monsters and crazy things and getting the side eye because no one understood me. Then I discover Calamityware and go nuts. I recently bought the bowl and I wish I could carry it around, clutched to my chest, filled with grapes or chips or the eyes of my enemies. Heh heh. It's a little too big to be carried around, so I just put it somewhere nearby, fill it with treats and glance at it occasionally, hoping it loves me as much as I love it. You should get one of your own.
Love, this new bowl! Its shape and size are great for a number of uses (candy for begger’s night is only the beginning). I was thinking it would be a seasonal item but, it may be a permanent receptacle on my counter. I have mixed in it, done food prep, displayed fruit and the bounty of my CSA box.
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Great quality, adorable design. Wonderful gift for my coworker to give us a laugh when things feel hard :)
Looks classic but really cool and subversive. Great gift for the right person, and high quality!
I gave this as a surprise gift for my sister. No reason other than this mug perfectly matches her personality. (in a good way). She LOVES it and uses it now every morning with her cup of coffee as she gets on her zoom meetings! She says it inspires her. (Now I am a little afraid! lol)