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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
Things Could Be Worse Travel Mug! Such fun, I live in an independent living facility and walk to meetings with a cup of tea in this mug. So many comments from our young staff who look for the animal's comments are always "cool and were did you get this!". Great gift for college students.
I LOVE everything I order from Calamityware! I know have all three travel mug offerings. I rotate using them at work where i get a tremendous amount of compliments on their design which is closely followed by a puzzled confused look that ends with a chuckle! We recently had a work related calamity (!) where after a particularly heavy rainstorm the roof leaked and flooded 3 floors in out building!!! While I calmly sipped my comforting warm beverage from my mug, many a cohort walked by me looking at my desk in standing water, and nodded knowingly while muttering “things could be worse” .
This is my third Zooterkins purchase. I love them, especially the female figure! The quality is excellent. Delivered quickly. The packaging is excellent. I am a long time Calamityware fan. They brighten up my morning coffee!
I love this mug. Seriously, it brings me such joy.
This is a wonderful mug - I use it for everything; coffee, tea, cold beverages and even ice cream. It is a great size and easy to clean. We need more of the Guardians on mugs! And I haven't been stabbed yet!
Awesome teacups with saucers. Unique and wonderfully made. I am thrilled!
Top of the line quality porcelain and manufacturing. The design is adorable!
Beautiful design both aesthetical and practical. Keeps tea hot and delicious.
This plate is substantial in size, weight, and design--just love it! Perfect size for pizza and all sorts of other dishes as well.
I bought all of the pins as they are all so colorful and detailed! Love each one!
I bought all of the pins as they are all so colorful and detailed! Love each one! PS--cats rule!
I bought all of the pins as they are all so colorful and detailed! Love each one!
I bought all of the pins as they are all so colorful and detailed! Love each one!
I bought all of the pins as they are all so colorful and detailed! Love each one!
I really love everything about Calamityware--and the fact that cats have a presence is an added bonus for me! These earrings are beautifully made and come with both hard and soft backs, which is nice. They arrived quickly and were securely packaged. I'm hoping that in the future, they make some dangle cat earrings, I would buy those in a heartbeat!