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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that friend that shows up to every occasion dressed to the nines, doing the most, and that’s okay. People have a way of attempting to make over-dressed people feel foolish, but Bonocan poses proudly in their bows, ready to say“So what, I look good!”Channel your inner Bonacon next time someone asks you“What’s the special occasion?!”in attempt to make you feel bad for wearing what you love. Embrace your extra!
Bonacon is that friend that shows up to every occasion dressed to the nines, doing the most, and that’s okay. People have a way of attempting to make over-dressed people feel foolish, but Bonocan poses proudly in their bows, ready to say“So what, I look good!”Channel your inner Bonacon next time someone asks you“What’s the special occasion?!”in attempt to make you feel bad for wearing what you love. Embrace your extra!
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
This shower curtain is just delightful. It looks great!
This design is fabulous! Please make it into a Christmas ornament.
I love calendars. I love the monthly turning the page day. This calendar takes the anticipation to a new level.
But of course I love everything Don draws too! 🥰
The artwork (as typical of Don's products) is amazing. This collection of art comes with a grid of days allowing you to count down until the next 12 month collection is available. Sadly, it is only calibrated in days, not minutes or seconds. Be sure to check the last page for the expiry date (a.k.a best by date).
I have studied every page. Complete and total enjoyment to be had. Already hanging up under the current calendar. No worries about missing a single day in 2025. Love it!!!! On to the next Calamityware treasure on my list. 🙃
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I was given this shirt design a couple of years ago and wore it like crazy until I got holes in it. Thank goodness, it is still available. I am happily wearing the replacement.
The scarf is thin, so you can fold it to your liking or not. It is very soft (not what I anticipated for wool). I bought it because of the black and white coloring and to make people do a double take, and this will do that. Thank you!
In true Calamityware fashion, this calendar is beautifully designed on quality materials. Each month has several tidbits of fun scattered throughout to keep things interesting all month long. Looking forward to this little bit of mirth in 2025!
this keyring makes me smile and, because it is substantial, it's easy to find in my pocket.
Stabby Tabby immediately spoke to me. I got one for myself and one for my daughter. The dark blue is very rich, and I swear the light blue glows, probably because I'm a Tarheel and always ready to put myself out there.
Looking for a XXXL t-shirt for sleeping, reduced to a XXL. Still baggie and long on me. Love the silky softness which washes up beautifully. The purple color is deep and rich. The bat: wonderfully adorable. I have lived with bats in the belfry in many places. Happy to have this one on my side. Definitely a winner.
Good to have actual calamities protecting one's life and home. Helps to prevent real calamities to some degree. I have so much fun with stickers. Thanks, Don, for making such hight quality stickers available to us die-hard fans.
Appreciate these stickers. But Beware! They are tricky little Ghastly Guardians. They managed to escape from the shipping box; taking Sticker Pack 2 with them. I found them outside, trying to make good a further escape; managed to recapture them. These Ghastly Guardians are now hanging about on the 'fridge, awaiting the construction of their permanent homes in the form of magnetized blocks of painted wood; easily moved from one location to another. All good sticker fun!
Even as an older adult, it is good to have a bear as a sleeping companion. Fuzzy the Merciless is such a companion; protecting me as I sleep. So silky soft. I purchased a XXXL so it would be extra baggy and extra long. The shirt washed up beautifully in cold water; no shrinkage; held its softness. So happy with this t-shirt. May have to purchase another in a smaller size to wear out in public.
I have the Calamnityware Omnivore Bowls. Days before the Kickstarter campaign opened for the Things Could Be Worse Bowls, I managed to break half of my Omnivore Bowls (4 of them) in one spectacular fumble. I was very sad. However, this gave me an "excuse" to support the Things Could Be Worse Bowl campaign (as if I needed an excuse). Beautiful bowls which, like the Omnivore Bowls, fit nicely in my hands. They are perfect for whatever: cereal, soup, salad, food prep. I use them every day. (I also bought 4 replacement Omnivore Bowls). Calamityware dishes delight me like no others I have owned. They also make great gifts.
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