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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
Purchased fir a daughter who has two ancient black cats . She will love these!
Supported the Kickstarter campaign. Received the set just over a week ago. Better melamine ware than what we had when I was a child...many, many years ago. Beautiful white with blue designs. Nice and sturdy. Good for using on my outdoor concrete patio. Very happy with this set.
My summer has included: a shattered kneecap, two surgeries, multiple complications, five hospital stays … you get the idea. So when my brother and sister-in-law gave me a gift card, what did I immediately want? The travel mug! Because things could be worse. The zombie dogs haven’t attacked. Yet. (I love the mug. Thank you for the ongoing amusement. And I’m using the unexpected Mysterioso card as a bookmark!)
Gorgeous
Love trying to spot the pterodactyl through my food on my plate! The details and quality of my plates are fantastic.
So creative. Well made products.
I'm very happy with my 2 beautiful 12oz mugs. I'm giving one to my boyfriend. I'll definitely be purchasing the full tea set soon! Pleasure doing business!
Love my Calamity Ware Set! Although I do think the pagoda house on the flying monkeys plate should be "crooked " with the wicked witches stocking covered legs and the ruby slippers sticking out! A great pattern in a great set!
I love the sense of humor and whimsy put into the products of this company. The cup is no exception. It makes me smile. It has a good weight to it and is pleasant to carry around. The artwork is very well done. I don't mind that it's ceramic; some things are just worth the extra little bit of care. And did I mention that it makes me smile? That makes it priceless.
I love it so much I bought another one. Was going to give as a gift but decided I needed two. Strong, sturdy and cute.
We were absolutely THRILLED to add these four new plates to our existing Calamityware dinner service!!!!! These plates are just as nice as our originals from more than 10 years ago!!! Can't wait to see what comes next!
I love my new Blobbert shirt. I have gotten so many compliments on the shirt. Being that I am a T-shirt and jeans gal when I dress up that means I am wearing one of my Calamityware T-shirts. They make me stand a little taller and feel great in them. Of course I will be getting more of the T-shirts and other wonderful Calamityware products.
Thank you for all the fun you send my way!!
Sara
Love it
Exactly my son wanted
Exactly what i wanted.