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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
I love with art meets practical application because it means more art around me. I love these bowls and cannot wait to buy more pieces.
These are perfect cards. Great design and feel. I have hundreds of decks and these are perfect addition.
I never buy a bathmat because of whimsy, but this bathmat’s design was exactly for me. It matches perfectly to my obsession with octopuses and theme for my bathroom. On top of that, its quality is as described and is a great size.
the design is awesome. Also quite well made and does the job! Wash before first use for best results
They look better in person. The photos dont do it justice
I got one for my husband for our 58th wedding anniversary. It fits perfectly and looks good on him.
Perfect work mug fits in the cupholder of the van i use at work. I love the design
Of course I had to get the travel mug! I own the 12 & 20 oz cups and just love them. Its absolutely perfect and a great conversation piece.
Love the size! This is my go to mug. Perfect for a touch of eclectic in the morning. Just my style.
Love these perfectly whimsy dainty mugs. They are gorgeous!!
Loved the Clip and Scoop. Eliminates looking for my scoop. Well made. Delivery was speedy.
Love Calamityware products. The Anti-Ambition League Mug explains it all. Good quality. Quick delivery.
This blanket was a very thoughtful gift to me, that introduced me to Calamity. I knew she thought a lot of me, to give it up for herself, and I absolutely fell in love with the festive fun design and feel, and most of all, the quality and weight and value. I was so impressed that I purchased five more, and I'm going to give one to my friend that gave me one, and I know she will be pleasantly surprised. The others will be gifts. The navy is perfect as it's dark and doesn't show spills as much, and the weight just feels good for a cover up. And now I love Calamity and their unique offering.
The tea towel is a heavy printed cotton that looks like a chintz from a distance. The potholders are oversized and nice and thick. Oven mitt also heavy and goes well up your arm, in a regular calamitous pattern.
The Anti-Ambition League mugs are great. Please expand this design into tees and sweatshirts, and in time for Christmas! I can do one-stop shopping!!