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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that friend that shows up to every occasion dressed to the nines, doing the most, and that’s okay. People have a way of attempting to make over-dressed people feel foolish, but Bonocan poses proudly in their bows, ready to say“So what, I look good!”Channel your inner Bonacon next time someone asks you“What’s the special occasion?!”in attempt to make you feel bad for wearing what you love. Embrace your extra!
Bonacon is that friend that shows up to every occasion dressed to the nines, doing the most, and that’s okay. People have a way of attempting to make over-dressed people feel foolish, but Bonocan poses proudly in their bows, ready to say“So what, I look good!”Channel your inner Bonacon next time someone asks you“What’s the special occasion?!”in attempt to make you feel bad for wearing what you love. Embrace your extra!
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
As someone who’s more enthusiastic than able, this is a perfect shirt for my gym, where showing up is applauded.
Arrived in perfect condition. I can't wait to give it to the recipient.
Love everything this company has made since its Kickstarter!
The casserole dish is absolutely beautiful. A balanced handle, too. I hesitated for like a year before buying this gem - foolish me. We are making vegetable lasagna with rando shaped homemade noodles this weekend. I cannot wait to test drive a baked casserole. In our family - if I get a new pair of shoes; my husband gets a new fishing pole...Oh those lowly underappreciated shoes.This time, his only casserole dish comment was: that's nice! It's great to on the same Calamityware page. Three cheers for a man that proudly wears his gingerbread man pin on his winter beanie, and appreciates a perfectly gorgeous and well made casserole dish!
I love all of my Calamityware!! These bigger mugs are perfect for coffee or cocoa during the holiday season!
Great quality stuff
Everyone I've sent these cards to loved them. At this nutty time of year, we all need some levity. At the time I ordered them I did not realize they wd be prophetic. Who knew.
My friend loved her gift!!!!
feels like an act of resistance and Calamityware came through for me. Peace and joy and coffee is all I can muster in these long strange days. Thanks.
A great shirt! It fits well but more importantly, the image of Krampus is so great!! I love it
Great size cups and the decorations are pretty funny.
I ordered the beast bowls for my beast: an 18 month old rescue mini Aussie who entered our lives without notice. She had been using my favorite ice cream bowl. When the bowls came I couldn't bring myself to let her have them. They're too cute! I wrapped them and put them under the tree--from her to me. My husband may suspect something, but I will never tell. And Gracie can keep the ice cream bowl.
THANK YOU for bringing Krampus out in black! I bought it for my Krampus-loving friend and gave it to her early so she can enjoy it through the season. She loves it!! The shirt quality is great, and the design brings lots of smiles.
Shipped on time! It is smaller than I expected but will still make a nice gift. Thanks!
Product shipped on time and it’s a really nice mug! Thank you!
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