Ghastly Guardians

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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.

Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.

Smash those standards!

Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary

Bonacon is that friend that shows up to every occasion dressed to the nines, doing the most, and that’s okay. People have a way of attempting to make over-dressed people feel foolish, but Bonocan poses proudly in their bows, ready to say“So what, I look good!”Channel your inner Bonacon next time someone asks you“What’s the special occasion?!”in attempt to make you feel bad for wearing what you love. Embrace your extra!

Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.

It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously

Ghastly Guardians Unisex T-Shirt - Toxic Glow Starting at $ 35.00

Ghastly Guardians Onesie - Zooterkins $ 35.00

Ghastly Guardians Unisex T-Shirt - Bonacon Starting at $ 35.00

Ghastly Guardians Stickers $ 18.00

Ghastly Guardians Onesie - Fusilli $ 35.00

Ghastly Guardians Birthday Cards (12-Pack) $ 18.00

Ghastly Guardians Women's T-Shirt - Bonacon Starting at $ 35.00

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So Much Fun

This is a great puzzle. The portraits make it easy to section out and it's fun to try to figure out the "inspiration" for each one. Now I have to decide if I'm taking it apart to revisit later or gluing it together for office decor.

ARG

Rogues Gallery Jigsaw Puzzle

04/21/2025

Awesome!

Gave this keychain to my sister for her birthday. She loves it! It is very well crafted and doesn’t tangle up in the keys.

Mishelly

Reaper Madness Keychain

04/20/2025

My favorite mug

This travel mug is adorable!! I love the attention to detail and spot something new each time I look at it.

Erika W.

Things Could Be Worse Travel Mug

04/20/2025

One word — SUPERB!

Michael

Things Could Be Worse Travel Mug

04/19/2025

Perfect mug...perfect gift

My husband and I bought 2 of these for our pandemic anniversary gift to each other. It seemed to reflect our lives perfectly as we navigated pandemic life with 2 teenagers. Here's the thing...after the smiles and giggles wore off, we realized that these were perfect mugs! They quickly became our favorites. We now have 6. And we have gifted them to dear friends who have echoed our feelings exactly. My oldest even asked to take one to college with him! We will occasionally send each other goofy pics holding the mugs. It's become quite the "thing". These mugs are freakishly perfect. Perfect size, perfect shape...it's the small daily things that really matter. Wouldn't give these mugs up in a million years!

Kristi

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04/19/2025

Winner

I love the notion of supporting a team, but can't get excited about any of the conventional choices. So, this shirt is perfect. (And, this shirt is nice and soft.)

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