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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
Lovely red color. Wonderful Calamities. A good plate on which to pile holiday cookies and mince pies; and then gift to that special someone. I highly recommend these.
Love it!
Bought to give as a gift but had to peek. These are great! Good quality mug with a nice feel. The design is just perfect appeariing as classic china design… until you look closely. My friend will love them.
I'm loving this platter! From pizzas, to birthday cakes, to just sitting pretty as a centerpiece on my kitchen table, this Things Could Be Worse Serving Plate is a new favorite! Well-made and sturdy, as always! Highly recommend!
This was too much fun to miss out on, I was very happy with the contents. Definately a good deal!
I will not spoil the surprise. I will say that I own quite a bit of calamity ware. I will also say that this was a nice selection from across the board of items that are sold on the site. I am very happy. I think it was well worth the money and then some. 🙂
I love these canisters! I already have a large and medium and the coordinating dish towels, pot holders and oven mit. A set of all 3 will get the rest of the clutter off of my counter tops.
Love it, the wife uses it every day!!
My third year in a row I think. Next year's news could be rough but I'll find some humor each time I look up from my desk and see Don's doodles!
Shes beautiful! Love the cat charm on the top. Just the perfect size
My new travel mug is the perfect size, keeps my tea & coffee hot and I haven't had any lid issues. The best part - when people think it's a blue china pattern and then look closer....👽⛩️🛸🦖🧞☠️
Love having the mysterious black cat on my earlobes! The earrings are really adorable, the posts are long enough for my plump earlobes, and I've gotten so many compliments on the earrings. My only suggestion is to make the cats a bit bigger; that way they'll show up more. Thanks so much for such a superior product!
The shirt is soft with the first wear. I love the subtlety of it and have received many compliments.
Beautiful. Nice, heavy coaster board. I am thinking of laminating them to help keep them clean.
I could not pass these up. I have a fine collection of refrigerator magnets. These two will join them. If I had a vehicle, I would worry that someone would "borrow" the magnets...permanently. On the refrigerator, I do not have to worry. And the magnets will always remind me that things could be worse.