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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Bonacon is that old friend who won’t turn down an invitation if there is food involved, but is a little behind the times when it comes to fashion. He thinks he still looks hot in his 80s catering bowtie and would sport a mullet, if he could. Bonacon is fiercely loyal but a strict non-conformist. He's not putting his hands together at a concert. He's not participating in the office halloween costume contest. He won't do the wave at the ball game. He'll always be there to protect you—he just won't act like he wants to be there.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
I work with clay so I knew the Calamity Cup shape was perfect, was worried about the strength of the handle relative to the body of the cup. After using one at my friend's house I ordered a set and am really enjoying them. Pondering alien invasion is a nice break from real life disasters.
This platter is so much fun to serve cookies on! Excellent quality and I love the generous size, a pretty way to display my baked goods.
I love this mug! Perfect size and great quality. I have been using it every morning since it arrived.
Bought several. Strategically placed throughout the house to support naps. Love the weight and texture of the weave. Order extras. You won’t be sorry.
First off, this is a TERRIBLE cookie jar. Somehow, cookies just seem to disappear out of this beauty. I think it's the dragons. As a granola jar, though, it does a fantastic job! Maybe the dragons are only out for cookies, not granola. The quality is incredible and the design is wonderful. I received this as a Christmas gift and couldn't be happier about it!
I love this mug! It's the perfect size for a cup of tea or coffee. It's a pretty patern at a distance, and then provides a giggle when you take a look. My motning tea is delicious in this mug.
I love this shower curtain so much! The colors are amazing, the print and fabric quality is excellent, and it’s just so, so fun. I love walking into my bathroom and being greeted by all these silly cats.
These are by far the best kitchen towels I’ve ever had. I was a little dubious because they are a stiffer, rougher material than I was expecting but they dry dishes SO WELL. My husband won’t stop commenting on it. And they look awesome on top of being practical! I can’t to get every pattern Calamityware has for tea towels now.
Absolutley amazing set if tea cups
We loved them
love this pattern! all three sizes are useful and it was so well-packed for shipping, thank you!
I saw these cups in a Facebook ad and knew I had to have a set! They’re great quality cups, were packaged carefully and arrived in perfect shape. Where else can you have cups that look reasonably normal until you look closely at the design? They fit my sense of humor perfectly! I love them!
We bought this along with Lackluster Circus, and tackled this one first. Super fun- great creatures and colors! With the cold and snow here in New England, we'll be concentrating on our puzzles. They'll be bright points in our days and nights for sure.
We haven't opened the box yet, but I know this will be a great time. We've done Ocean Commotion, which drove us crazy, and this one will be a ton of fun with no loss of sanity!
Oh my gawd! These thRoWs! We LOVE them! Have both of them for ourselves and have purchased SO many for gifts! Anyone we have given one to absolutely LOVES them!
My casserole dish arrived very well packaged! I really appreciate that the company does not use any Styrofoam in its packaging and everything was recyclable. The size was a little smaller than I was expecting, but the decoration and overall aesthetic is delightful!
Unfortunately, my dish had a slight wobble as the underside didn’t quite lay flush on the counter. I contacted Customerservice with a short video explaining the issue. It was refreshing to have them respond quickly and to send me a replacement with no further conversation needed! Not only that, they invited me to keep the first dish. I gave it to my nephew and his fiancé who were delighted to have the dish, slight wobble and all!