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Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile. Read more...

Don makes his traditional, inaccurate predictions about projects for the new year.
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Don speaks briefly about the dangers of false dichotomies.
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