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Danger Robot Unisex T-Shirt

Size: Unisex S

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When the machines start thinking for themselves, there is no way humans can stop them from making us their minions. Or is there?

Printed on Bella+Canvas lightweight deep teal heather t-shirt (52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester).

Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut.

Sizes & More Info

The design is printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).


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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 11 reviews
Robert K.

Why?? Please make it in 100% cotton.

Marianne S.

'Wish this came in kid's sizes. I got the small unisex for 9 year old grandson. He will wear as a night shirt, but likes it so much he wishes he could wear it as a day shirt.

Eileen S.

OK. I think I own a t-shirt in almost every one of Don Moyers' designs. BUT THIS ONE, with the robot & banana, THIS ONE, IS the VERY BEST ONE!!!! The way I see it is : the robot technology is invented by mankind, and then mankind messes technology & everything up by littering with their banana peels. HAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, and the shirt is very comfortable and fits pretty true to size. You can't go wrong!!!!

Patricia J.
My husband loves this shirt!

My husband is a professor of computer science now retired, but still gives presentations to students about various topics including computer security. He has worn this already as he gave a presentation recently.

Joan T.
Great gift!

True to size and the recipient loved it. Nice color, too.

What a fun shirt!

Love, love, love it! So soft, great color, and I like the unisex size for the bit longer sleeves than the women's sizes. Robots will never rule the earth because they're oblivious to the old banana peel slip! Perfect with my robot earrings.

Athena A.
Love it!

Everything I buy from them is well made and looks exactly how it does in the pictures. Another satisfied purchase.

Sandy M.
slip sliding away!

My engineering son loved his surprise gift. The material is soft and the design was super funny!

Nancy S.
Very funny T-shirt!

I love everything about this shirt. The design is humorous, the color is beautiful, the fabric yummy & cozy and well made. As a bonus I have been in a walking boot for about 3 months. When I'm wearing my Danger Robot shirt and someone asks what happened to my foot? I simply point to the banana! It's so much fun!

Human Approves/ "Danger Robot"

Delighted with my recent t-shirt purchase, (not my first purchase from Calamityware); great, soft cotton, true-to-size, excellent graphics/printing, and speedy delivery. I love this stuff!