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Flora, Fauna, & Aliens Kitchen Textiles

Item: Placemats (4-Pack)

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Description

Kitchen and dining room textiles decorated with an endless landscape of exotic plants, animals, and a few visitors from outer space.
Looks great with your Calamityware porcelain.

Printed in cool gray on 100% white cotton.

Flora, Fauna, & Aliens Kitchen Textiles are available as follows:

  • Placemats (4 in each pack)
  • Napkins (out of stock—not restocking)
  • Tea Towels (3 in each pack)
  • Apron (sold individually)
  • Oven Mitt (sold individually)
  • Pot Holders (out of stock—not restocking)
  • One Set Of Each (out of stock—not restocking)

Who we are

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

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Jennifer L.
Excellent Quality!

The placemats are very high quality, with crisp graphics. The image is double-sided, and they are a nice weight. They look fantastic on our table.

I would love to be able to say that company admires them, but we avoid that kind of chaos. Instead, it is merely our family-of-two that adores them. And our cat. She sits on them sometimes.

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Susan
Terror in the bathtub

I have the shower curtain. So many hungry monsters staring at me! I never know if I'll make it out of the shower alive.

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Peter S.
Scary Good!

I have the complete set and they make a perfect complement to the equally fascinating and frightening dishware. Dining has never been this exciting and tension-inducing, it is preparing us well for the zombie-poodle apocalypse.......

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Marie-Eve-S C.
Love it

I love them so much, I have 2 things I would of made me be really in love with them. If the color was slightly darker and what I never understand about oven mitts is why the @#!? do they come in pack of one?!? It's like that everywhere but I just don't get it. So I bought a separate oven mitt to go with the other.

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Marykbc
Tea towels are for sharing

I bought this set of tea towels on a whim when I purchased the set of placemats. I only have 2 places to hang kitchen towels, so I shared the third with my son, which worked well since he only has one place to hang a towel in his tiny apartment kitchen. Since I've had these in my kitchen, I've noticed a significant decrease in the number of fruit flies near my tomato bowl. Coincidence? I think not - but I haven't figured out if they're getting eaten, or just scared off...5 stars!

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Elsa
Excellent

I love these placemats. They're bigger than I thought they'd be (since I didn't check the measurements provided verses my table). They look so pretty on my table, so elegant from a distance and so amazing up close. They're a nice quality fabric and well made. I just love them.

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Monica
Such fun!

Love the placemats and napkins. Both wash well. The placements stay 'sturdy' even after washing. Such fun additions to our table!

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Paula O.
I love my apron!

What can I say? it's so comfortable, adjustable fit, provides completely adequate coverage even on a plus-size person, the fabric is soft to the touch, and the sash is a great cat toy. Plus the print is 100% oddball cute. The best thing you could give a nerdy cook.

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Mary K.
Awesome gift (to myself)

I just love these designs! I wish they were a little brighter but can't take away a star for that, as everything else is absolutely perfect!

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Lisa G.
Go great

Great quality, clever print , got two sets for me and two sets for my sister in law . EVERYONE LOVES THEM

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