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  • Extrovert T-Shirt

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    Extrovert T-Shirt

    $ 27.00

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    Calamityware

    Extrovert T-Shirt

    $ 27.00

    To some of us, the scariest creature we ever encounter is an extrovert. Sociable. Outgoing. Gregarious. Yikes! But a few extroverts are irresistible. This chap (who you may recognize from our order confirmation emails) is like a monster version of a big, goofy, excitable...

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  • Zombie Poodle T-Shirt (Women's Sizes)

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    Zombie Poodle T-Shirt (Women's Sizes)

    $ 27.00

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    Zombie Poodle T-Shirt (Women's Sizes)

    $ 27.00

    The same zombie poodle that infests your Calamityware dinnerware is now on a t-shirt.

    Women's relaxed sizes are Asphalt Gray only. These t-shirts are printed on Bella+Canvas 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Shirts are printed using the discharge method rather than...

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  • Zombie Poodle T-Shirt (Unisex Sizes)

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    Zombie Poodle T-Shirt (Unisex Sizes)

    $ 27.00

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    Zombie Poodle T-Shirt (Unisex Sizes)

    $ 27.00

    The same zombie poodle that infests your Calamityware dinnerware is now on a t-shirt.

    Unisex sizes are in soul-sucker Black only. These t-shirts are printed on Bella+Canvas 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Shirts are printed using the discharge method rather than traditional...

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  • Strawberry Thieves Long Scarf

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    Strawberry Thieves Long Scarf

    $ 70.00

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    Calamityware

    Strawberry Thieves Long Scarf

    $ 70.00

    Victorian art is woefully short of dinosaurs. Take for example, the most famous Victorian designer, William Morris, who worked for 40 years creating books, paintings, embroidery, stained glass, and hundreds of lavish wallpaper designs. But do you see any dinosaurs? Nope.

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  • Strawberry Thieves Square Scarf

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    Strawberry Thieves Square Scarf

    $ 65.00

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    Calamityware

    Strawberry Thieves Square Scarf

    $ 65.00

    Victorian art is woefully short of dinosaurs. Take for example, the most famous Victorian designer, William Morris, who worked for 40 years creating books, paintings, embroidery, stained glass, and hundreds of lavish wallpaper designs. But do you see any dinosaurs? Nope.

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  • Strawberry Thieves Necktie

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    Strawberry Thieves Necktie

    $ 55.00

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    Calamityware

    Strawberry Thieves Necktie

    $ 55.00

    Victorian art is woefully short of dinosaurs. Take for example, the most famous Victorian designer, William Morris, who worked for 40 years creating books, paintings, embroidery, stained glass, and hundreds of lavish wallpaper designs. But do you see any dinosaurs? Nope.

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  • Strawberry Thieves Pocket Square

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    Strawberry Thieves Pocket Square

    $ 35.00

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    Calamityware

    Strawberry Thieves Pocket Square

    $ 35.00

    Victorian art is woefully short of dinosaurs. Take for example, the most famous Victorian designer, William Morris, who worked for 40 years creating books, paintings, embroidery, stained glass, and hundreds of lavish wallpaper designs. But do you see any dinosaurs? Nope.

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  • Calamityware Cat T-Shirt (Women's Sizes)

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    Calamityware Cat T-Shirt (Women's Sizes)

    $ 27.00

    The same cat that inhabits the Calamityware dinner plates now graces t-shirts. Simple and serene with a steady gaze.

    Women's relaxed sizes are incindiary Red only. These t-shirts are printed on Bella+Canvas 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Shirts are...

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  • Calamityware Cat T-Shirt (Unisex Sizes)

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    Calamityware Cat T-Shirt (Unisex Sizes)

    $ 27.00

    The same cat that inhabits the Calamityware dinner plates now graces t-shirts. Simple and serene with a steady gaze.

    Unisex sizes are in mysterious Military Green only. These t-shirts are printed on Bella+Canvas 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Shirts...

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  • 1943 Batmobile T-Shirt

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    1943 Batmobile T-Shirt

    $ 27.00

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    Calamityware

    1943 Batmobile T-Shirt

    $ 27.00

    The superhero with the best gadgets wins. And the Batmobile has always been loaded with the best gadgets. Notice, Batman doesn't abuse his vast powers. He still pays for parking—a lesson in ethics for us all.

    Available in Asphalt gray,...

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  • Robot Mistletoe T-Shirt (Women's Sizes)

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    Robot Mistletoe T-Shirt (Women's Sizes)

    $ 27.00

    Remember the old song lyrics—“Don’t stand under the mistletoe with any autonomous, robotic unit but me”? Well, it was that ditty that inspired this holiday-themed t-shirt design. Move over Rudolph.

    Available in women's sizes only (photo does not depict women's cut)....

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  • Robot Humbug T-Shirt (Unisex Sizes)

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    Robot Humbug T-Shirt (Unisex Sizes)

    $ 27.00

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    Robot Humbug T-Shirt (Unisex Sizes)

    $ 27.00

    Want to celebrate the holidays with a dash of humbug? A cute cranky robot is the perfect fit.

    Unisex sizes only. These t-shirts are printed on Bella+Canvas 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. The good news is that these shirts...

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  • Sea Monster Shower Curtain

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    Sea Monster Shower Curtain

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    Calamityware

    Sea Monster Shower Curtain

    $ 32.00

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    Sold out. More should be arriving in June 2019.

    The best thing about early Renaissance maps are the sea monsters that frolic in the waves. Now you can surround yourself with charming and bizarre sea monsters every day. The Sea...

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  • BADbandana 3: Spirited Bones

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    BADbandana 3: Spirited Bones

    $ 18.00

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    Calamityware

    BADbandana 3: Spirited Bones

    $ 18.00

    A host of frolicking skeletons add spirit to this homage to traditional symmetrical bandanas. This is the bandana you need for Halloween or your next funeral.
    Each set includes 3 bandanas with the same design...
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  • BADbandana 4: Space Worms

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    BADbandana 4: Space Worms

    $ 18.00

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    BADbandana 4: Space Worms

    $ 18.00

    Don Moyer's 4th BADbandana design celebrates the beguiling symmetries of traditional bandanas with the added thrill of demonic worms from outer space.

    Each set includes 3 bandanas with the same design in white on an...
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  • BADbandana 3 & 4 Combo

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    BADbandana 3 & 4 Combo

    $ 30.00

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    BADbandana 3 & 4 Combo

    $ 30.00

    Two sets of BADbandanas

    Add a little variety to your wardrobe with 3 BADbandana 3s and 3 BADbandana 4s. These old-timey and nerdy kerchiefs make great gifts! Duplex printing on 100 percent cotton fabric with stitched edges, 21 inch square. Made in USA. 

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  • Sasquatch Long Scarf

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    Sasquatch Long Scarf

    $ 70.00

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    Calamityware

    Sasquatch Long Scarf

    $ 70.00

    Sasquatch—now you see him, now you don’t. That’s the idea behind these patterns printed on top-quality silk scarves, pocket squares, and neckties. Get some tips on caring for your Calamityware silk here.

    Long scarf 27" x 78"...
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  • Sasquatch Square Scarf

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    Sasquatch Square Scarf

    $ 65.00

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    Calamityware

    Sasquatch Square Scarf

    $ 65.00

    Sasquatch—now you see him, now you don’t. That’s the idea behind these patterns printed on top-quality silk scarves, pocket squares, and neckties. Get some tips on caring for your Calamityware silk here.

    Square scarf 36" square...
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  • Sasquatch Necktie

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    Sasquatch Necktie

    $ 55.00

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    Calamityware

    Sasquatch Necktie

    $ 55.00

    Sasquatch—now you see him, now you don’t. That’s the idea behind these patterns printed on top-quality silk scarves, pocket squares, and neckties. Get some tips on caring for your Calamityware silk here.

    Necktie 3" wide (7 cm)...

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  • Sasquatch Pocket Square

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    Sasquatch Pocket Square

    $ 35.00

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    Calamityware

    Sasquatch Pocket Square

    $ 35.00

    Sasquatch—now you see him, now you don’t. That’s the idea behind these patterns printed on top-quality silk scarves, pocket squares, and neckties. Get some tips on caring for your Calamityware silk here.

    Pocket square 12" (30 cm)...
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