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Dinner for 4 (16-piece set)

Save when you buy more. Twelve dinner plate designs are available. Customize your dinner set by choosing any combination of your favorite dinner plate designs below.


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Calamityware porcelain place settings for 4 dinner guests in a discounted bundle.

This 16-piece bundle contains:

  • 4 Dinner Plates of your choosing
  • 4 identical classic 12-ounce Things-Could-Be-Worse Mugs
  • 4 Vexations Shallow Bowls (4 different designs)
  • 4 Vexations Small Plates (4 different designs)
Dimensions & More Info
  • Dinner Plate: 10.5" diameter (26.5 cm)
  • Mug: 4"H (10 cm), 12-ounce (355 mL) capacity to the tippy top
  • Shallow Bowl: 9" diameter (22.8 cm), 8-ounce (237 mL) capacity
  • Small Plate: 8.0" diameter (20.3 cm)
  • Rich blue images on white porcelain.
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Produced using the in-glaze decoration process. That means the image is slightly melted into the surface like the fine porcelain you see in museums.
  • Remember, all Calamityware plate designs are different—different borders, different images, and sometimes slightly different blues because the plates were fired at different times. They will look good together on your table or wall, but they won't be identical.
  • Made in Poland.


  • Food safe.
  • Microwave safe.
  • Dishwasher safe.
  • Porcelain is both delicate and durable. We think you’ll enjoy Don’s blog about caring for your new treasures.


Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).


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Where it's made

These porcelain pieces are fired in Poland at some of the oldest and most accomplished porcelain workshops in the world. The Cmielow team traces their start to 1790, and the craftspeople at Kristoff have been making porcelain since 1831. Work from these two workshops can be found in museums and in the palaces of royalty. Our porcelain designs are in-glaze, which means slightly melted into the surface of the piece, to ensure a beautiful crisp image for years to come.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

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