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                                      Exercising Demons Insulated Bottles
                                      Exercising Demons Insulated Bottles
                                      Exercising Demons Insulated Bottles
                                      Exercising Demons Insulated Bottles
                                      Exercising Demons Insulated Bottles
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                                      Exercising Demons Insulated Bottles

                                      $ 39.00 - $ 110.00 $ 117.00
                                      Color: Black

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                                      ◄Description
                                      A sturdy, insulated, 24-ounce stainless steel water bottle decorated with a dignified pattern of demons engaged in wholesome exercise. The design is available in three color choices—red bottle with black demons, black bottle with white demons, and white bottle with black demons. Bottles have a glossy but textured stainless steel finish.

                                      Bottles are constructed with an insulating vacuum layer sandwiched between two layers of premium stainless steel. Miraculously, cold beverages stay cold and hot beverages stay hot (not at the same time). Tests show up to 6 hours for hot coffee and up to 24 hours for water with ice.

                                      Screw-on plastic top won’t leak when you tip your bottle over at the gym. Flip-up sippy spout and removable, interior straw allows you to drink without removing the top.
                                      ◄Dimensions & More Info
                                      • Diameter is 3" (76mm)
                                      • Opening diameter is 2" (51mm)
                                      • Height of the bottle with lid is 10.5" (25.5cm). Without the lid, the bottle stands 9.5"H (27cm).
                                      • Capacity is 24 ounces ( 700 mL).
                                      • Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 58th Kickstarter project in 2022.
                                      • Bottles have a glossy but textured stainless steel finish.
                                      • Produced with premium, food-grade 304 stainless steel.
                                      • All plastics are BPA-free.
                                      • Decoration applied using water transfers (decals) which proved to be the most durable in our tests.
                                      • Made in China by a top manufacturer of stainless steel insulated bottles.
                                      ◄Care
                                      • Do not microwave or place metal bottle in the dishwasher.
                                      • To protect the demons decoration, don't scrub the outside with harsh abrasives.
                                      • Plastic lid and straw can go in the dishwasher on the top shelf away from the heating elements.
                                      ◄Shipping & Returns

                                      Shipping Information:

                                      We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

                                       

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                                      Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

                                      Who we are

                                      Who we are

                                      Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

                                      Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

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                                      Ron
                                      Fantastic!

                                      I bought all three, one for me and two for my exercise buddies. We all love them, not only for the hilarity of the design, but they keep your drink cold (or hot I suppose) quite well. And the demons ward off injuries from that extra 30 lbs you added to your dead lifts trying to impress you-know-who, who really was not impressed by that, but is impressed by your good taste in a water bottle.

                                      d
                                      dml0501@gmail.com
                                      Love my new demons

                                      I just got my insulated thermos' & they look terrific. The size, colors, patterns, ease of lid use, cleaning ease, make them a big hit for me. I use insulated mugs and cups every day for hot & cold drinks and these demons do it all. I can get rid of all my old ones now. Also they almost, almost make me want to get off the couch & lift weights

                                      K
                                      K.C.
                                      Devishly fun

                                      My husband loved his exercising demons drink bottle. Says it keeps his water cold - even in infernal temperatures.

                                      b
                                      blaine
                                      It was a gift, calamity red water bottle

                                      My daughter is totally delighted with her present, and seems happy with all about it... the way it looks and works and the size is just right. More water! Thank you.

                                      J
                                      JVRockyMountain
                                      Lid Design

                                      I absolutely love your items!! Seriously, you are my people. I would love to have a lid that provides the option of allowing me to use a straw myself. I will likely purchase one regardless but, if you have that type of lid please let me know. Thank you!

                                      K
                                      K.L.
                                      Demon water bottle

                                      My exercising demons water bottle is the greatest. It keeps my cold drinks nice and cold, the ice lasts a long time. It’s fits in most cup holders too. Plus I get compliments on it a lot.

                                      M
                                      Melanie D.
                                      Ice cubes stay clanky after 24 hours

                                      I had an airplane and ferry boat trip recently. This was my water botte experience. I filled my bottle with remains of a restaurant soft drink to take on my merry way. Ice cubes n everything. And then my trip ended up lasting way longer because of displacement due to a forest fire next to our air bnb where we escaped with our lives and my calamityware exercising demons bottle. 24 hours later, I shook the bottle and ice cubes were still clanking. This is a magic bottle.

                                      M
                                      Maryellene
                                      I love water now

                                      I was a Tab drinker for years and I was devastated when it was discontinued. I finally ran out of my stash and had to drink water but I couldn’t find a water bottle that reflected my anger and resentment AND kept the water icy cold. This did both! I have a home and work bottle , they stay icy ALL DAY. I enjoy drinking water now. Great product

                                      L
                                      Lorry

                                      Love love love

                                      A
                                      Arthur

                                      the lid broke for no reason

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