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Things Could Be Worse Christmas Kitchen Textiles

Item: Apron

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Description

You can’t escape the holiday spirit. A familiar, tranquil, holiday landscape is marred by menacing merriment. These items are necessities for the making of figgy pudding.

Printed in Calamityware red on white, 100% cotton.

 

Textiles are available as follows:

  • Placemats (4 in each pack)
  • Napkins (4 in each pack)
  • Tea Towels (sold individually)
  • Apron (sold individually)
  • Oven Mitt (sold individually)
  • Pot Holders (2 in each pack)
  • One Set Of Each: 4 Placemats, 4 Napkins, 1 Tea Towel, 1 Apron, 1 Oven Mitt, 2 Pot Holders


Find more holiday items here.

Dimensions & More Info
  • Placemats: 13.5" x 19" (35.5 cm x 48 cm)
  • Napkins: 18" X 18" (45.5 cm x 45.5 cm)
  • Tea Towels: 18.5" X 27.5" (47 cm x 70 cm) - includes corner loop
  • Apron: 33" X 29" (84 cm x 73.5 cm) - includes front pocket
  • Oven Mitt: 7.5" X 13" (19 cm x 33 cm)
  • Pot Holders: 8" X 8" (20.5 cm x 20.5 cm)
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Made by textile wizards in India.
Care
  • Machine wash colors separately.
  • Wash in cold, using gentle cycle.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Low iron.
Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

 

Shipping & Return Policies:

Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

Who we are

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

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