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Things Could Be Worse Christmas Tote Bag

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Description

You can’t escape the holiday spirit. A familiar, tranquil, holiday landscape is marred by menacing merriment—a reminder of the countless inconveniences you hopefully won’t have to face on your next shopping trip.


This bag is printed in Calamityware red on white 100% cotton.


Find more holiday items here.

Dimensions & More Info
  • Approximately 15" (38 cm) square.
  • The 12" (30.5 cm) long handles allow the bag to be carried over an average human's shoulder.
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Made by textile wizards in India.
Use & Care
Use:
Handy for small shopping trips.

Care:
  • Machine wash in cold, using delicate cycle.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Dry flat.
  • Do not iron.
Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

 

Shipping & Return Policies:

Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

Who we are

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

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Deanna

Love this tote!! Very well made. Whimsical design is great!!!!

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Drea

Great quality, super clear graphics.

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Paula

I love these!

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