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Professor Wizard is cute but he's probably not a professor or a wizard—just an old-timey charlatan trying to sell empty coat hangers by claiming they hold magical cloaks. But if you believe in magic, we have a sparkly, charmed talisman that might interest you.
Printed on Bella+Canvas asphalt-gray t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).
Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut.
The design is distressed and printed using the discharge method rather than traditional silk screening. This is done with water-based inks that soak into the fabric, instead of just sitting on top of it, which makes for a lighter weight, look, and feel.
Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.
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These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
I would love to say all my friends love this shirt... However, I seemed to have vanished in it!!!!
Sooooo many compliments on this shirt! It’s super soft and behaved in the laundry. Highly recommend.
I got this for my husband, who usually takes an xl. Sadly, although he loves the graphic, the unisex xl is too small for him. It is also too long (he's 5'7"). It's so nice and soft that instead of returning it, this non-unisex xs is keeping it as a nightshirt. Which leads me to suggest: How about making nightshirts? I'd love one with the black cat (subtle hint).
More fun tees please!!
