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Canine Masterminds Notecards (12-Pack)

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Dogs pretend to be less intelligent than the people they live with. Don’t be fooled. While we work, cook, and clean, they snooze on the couch. Their whole, innocent, you’re-the-boss, I’ll-be-your-best-friend act is actually a cunning conspiracy to avoid labor and get free meals, toys, belly rubs, and a warm place to nap. Brilliant.

Canine Masterminds notecards come in a box of 12 with white envelopes.

Four designs, three of each design included in the pack. Blank inside.

Printed on white card stock.

Dimensions & More Info
  • 5-1/2" X 4-1/4" (14 cm x 11 cm)
  • Digitally printed on white card stock.
  • 12 notecards (3 of each design) and 12 envelopes.
  • Packaged in a kraft gift box with a clear plastic lid.
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Made in the USA.
    Bring a smile to your dog-loving friends and family with these loveable canine cards.
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    Where it's made

    Press Craft Printers, our printer of choice for notecards, is a third-generation family-owned business located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They print everything from business cards to booklets to wedding invitations. They digitally print our notecards on card stock so thick and white that our images practically jump from the page.

    Who we are

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 6 reviews
    Mary A.P.
    Really cute notecards

    I took a chance (not a huge one, I know) on these notecards because I seldom buy anything that's not been reviewed.

    These are cute, perfectly-sized, and I look forward to using them. Calamityware always comes through, and these notecards are no exception to that rule. Well-done!

    Stephen S.

    Yes. Yes, I am. As I always have been with anything I have purchased from Calamityware. Keep up the good creative work!


    Fun canine critters with their true intent to rule the world inscribed on the back of each card. Don't let that wagging tail fool you! Fun cards to send for any occasion.

    So cute!

    These are so cute - I love the graphics and descriptions. They're a nice weight and bring a smile to recipients, even when they can't read my illegible handwriting.

    What's not to love?

    I ordered two packs as I've always loved dogs. I hear from people that I send a note to using these cards that they were delighted, too. Can't go wrong with these extraordinary cards.


    Awesome as always