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Prehistoric Christmas Greeting Cards (20-Pack)

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The origins of many holiday traditions are ancient pagan practices that preceded the Christian era. We believe that several, like the decorating of trees and overeating, started in the Jurassic period.

Wish your friends a good old-fashioned Christmas with these cards that celebrate the timeless tradition of ugly holiday sweaters.

Prehistoric Greeting Cards come in a box of 20 with white envelopes.

Identical design. Cards read "Enjoy a good old-fashioned Christmas" on the inside.

Printed on white card stock.
Dimensions & More Info
  • 5-1/2" X 4-1/4" (14 cm x 11 cm)
  • Digitally printed on white card stock.
  • 20 notecards and 20 envelopes.
  • Packaged in a gold gift box with a clear plastic lid.
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Made in the USA.
    Send a Christmas greeting to friends and family who embrace the tradition of ugly holiday sweaters. Nothing says Christmas like a couple of dinosaurs gathered around a Christmas tree.
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    Where it's made

    Press Craft Printers, our printer of choice for notecards, is a third-generation family-owned business located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They print everything from business cards to booklets to wedding invitations. They digitally print our notecards on card stock so thick and white that our images practically jump from the page.

    Who we are

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 20 reviews
    This needs to be a T-shirt / ugly xmas sweater!

    I love the look of these cards, but it immediately made me think how I'd love to wear the design on a shirt. Hint, hint.

    Great card, where's the 'ugly' tshirt?

    Great card, fun to send, fun to get. I would LUV this on a T and/or long sleeve cotton shirt -call it the Calamity 'Ugly' Shirt! ( I agree w AmyF !)

    Wren L.

    I'll be the only one on my block sending cards this year. Let's revive that tradition...with a twist. Let's be weird.

    Steve S.
    Fun cards, love them!

    These are going out to all my friends. I do second the other reviewers who would love to see a Christmas sweater with this design!


    These make me happy! Nice thick card stock, quality printing. Now I just have to decide who will get one of these beauties.

    Fun and festive

    What more could you want than fun and festive winter holiday design? I will be the only one on my mailing list with Xmas dinosaurs.

    Knew I should have bought 2 packs!

    These are perfect for our year and holiday greetings. I should have ordered 2 packs.

    Justin D.
    Folded Cardboard Holiday Greeting Success

    This folded cardboard holiday greeting will please all of my holiday greeting recipients. They will like how it is folded. They will like the art. It succeeds to be festive where I have not. It folds.


    Love these cards

    Deborah W.
    These are great!

    Nice quality and the dinos make people laugh. Very glad to have these, we got two boxes so we have some for this year too.