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Things Could Be Worse Kitchen Textiles

Item: Napkins (4-Pack)

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Description

We've heard people say that they can't get enough Calamityware. These kitchen and dining room textiles put that sentiment to the test. All of your favorite Calamities are jammed into a loud, endless, traditional landscape.


Printed in Calamityware blue on white, 100% cotton.

Things Could Be Worse Kitchen Textiles are available as follows:

  • Placemats (4 in each pack)
  • Napkins (4 in each pack)
  • Tea Towels (3 in each pack)
  • Apron (sold individually)
  • Oven Mitt (sold individually)
  • Pot Holders (2 in each pack)
  • One Set Of Each: 4 Placemats, 4 Napkins, 3 Tea Towels, 1 Apron, 1 Oven Mitt, 2 Pot Holders

Find more Things Could Be Worse items here.
Dimensions & More Info
  • Placemats: 13.5" x 19" (35.5 cm x 48 cm)
  • Napkins: 18" X 18" (45.5 cm x 45.5 cm)
  • Tea Towels: 18.5" X 27.5" (47 cm x 70 cm) - includes corner loop
  • Apron: 33" X 29" (84 cm x 73.5 cm) - includes front pocket
  • Oven Mitt: 7.5" X 13" (19 cm x 33 cm)
  • Pot Holders: 8" X 8" (20.5 cm x 20.5 cm)
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Made by textile wizards in India.
Care
  • Machine wash colors separately.
  • Wash in cold, using gentle cycle.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Low iron.
Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

 

Shipping & Return Policies:

Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

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Arlene S.
Washes up great!

First outing with the apron, of course I spill molasses all over myself. But it washed up beautifully and no permanent staining (phew!) I was cooking for my 85YO mom and she said “what a pretty apron!” So I told her to look closer and she said “There’s a monster!” and started giggling like anything, so a hit for all ages.

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John R.
Whimsical practicality - excellent

We needed new pot holders. We needed new napkins. Partly because our existing stock was old and tired, but also because they were devoid of silliness. Calamityware to the rescue. We love the new stuff, and the old stuff has been sent to a farm upstate.

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Sam B.
Scary cool!

Being something of a placemat connoisseur I was pleasantly surprised by the super high quality of these placements. The subject matter may be ever so slightly silly, but someone obviously took materials and craftsmanship very seriously. And delivery was faster than a speeding pterodactyl. Strong work!

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K. E.
love these

Fantastic quality. I have tea towels and an apron, and I love them. The tea towel has one of those little hang-off-the-cabinet knobs loops that is sturdy and does not slip off said knob easily. The apron has a pocket! And it's thick, absorbent, and apparently impervious to tomato stains.

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ILYSE S.
Napkins are delightful 😊

Great napkins! Thick material and absorbent. Adorable design (of course). Perfect to commemorate 2020-2021. I highly recommend!

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Laura
My cooking is a calamity!

These high quality, fiendishly printed kitchen textiles suit my cooking style perfectly. Monsters are great company when I am stirring up a witches brew

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Briana K.
Best napkins ever!

I’m a little obsessed with the “things could be worse” pattern, ever since a friend got me the mug. I purchased the napkins and they are awesome. They are high-quality and wash well, but, most importantly, they are the source of wonderful dinner conversation and amusement when guests get close enough to realize they are not boring old napkins. They are whimsical and creative and fun. 100% recommend!

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Kathleen M.
Great Pot Holders

I'm enjoying the Things Could Be Worse pot holders. They do the job well and remind me that burning the cookies is not the worst that could happen.

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Linda M.
Perfect for kids of all ages

My 12 year old grandson loves a well set table. We bought these as a family gift for them because they’re fun for all ages and encourage fun family dining.🥰 I am also very pleased with the quality of the placemats.

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Dena M.
Best placemats

Great imagery; wash well. A good basic addition to our daily table setting.

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