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Things Could Be Worse Christmas Greeting Cards (20-Pack)

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It’s a magical time of year, when your daily cares and woes are overlaid with a whole new layer of extra cares and woes. The gingerbread burns. Tickle-Me Robot is out of stock. Extrovert carolers ring your doorbell. Use these holiday cards to remind your friends and family that things could be much worse. At least there isn't a mad snowman in your front yard.

Things Could Be Worse greeting cards come in a box of 20 with white envelopes.

Identical design. Cards read "You can't escape the holiday spirit" on the inside.

Printed on white card stock.

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Dimensions & More Info
  • 5-1/2" X 4-1/4" (14 cm x 11 cm)
  • Digitally printed on white card stock.
  • 20 notecards and 20 envelopes.
  • Packaged in a gold gift box with a clear plastic lid.
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Made in the USA.
    Use these holiday cards to remind your friends and family that things could be much worse. At least there isn't a mad snowman in your front yard.
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    Where it's made

    Press Craft Printers, our printer of choice for notecards, is a third-generation family-owned business located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They print everything from business cards to booklets to wedding invitations. They digitally print our notecards on card stock so thick and white that our images practically jump from the page.

    Who we are

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 50 reviews
    Dale R.

    The graphic couldn’t be more perfect to convey the chaos we've been through. But, in a ufo/monsterly cheerful way. I’m setting one aside to frame.

    Katrina B.
    The Gift of Giggles

    In a calamitous year, it's good to find humor in our hearts. Don't let the flow of disasters derail your holiday spirit! These are the perfect cards to remind everyone you love that we can always find something to celebrate, no matter how many giant frogs in Santa hats may hop through our yards.

    My sentiments exactly!

    Finally, a holiday card I will send to my friends who actually have a sense of humor. What could be more festive than a marauding band of Calamity creatures!

    Lilie H.
    Change of pace Xmas cards

    Yes, I love your Things Could Be Worse cards. I'm not big into Christmas any more, and these are a nice change from the usual cards, and with your usual sly sense of humor. Hoping they tickle a few funny bones!

    Beverly A.
    Making the Holidays Real

    Love the cards! Well printed on heavy stock with clear color. Things could be worse but these cards couldn't be better.
    Merry Christmas!

    Mary T.
    Just perfect!

    The design on these cards is just perfect. I now have one card that fits all my friends!

    Love love love

    I haven’t sent out christmas cards in years. But when i saw these I had to get them. Can’t wait to mail them to friends and family!

    Holiday card ideas

    I would love to see a T-Rex in Santa's sleigh being driven by 8 pterodactyls! Also, how about Hanukkah cards?

    Mary A.B.
    Count your blessings!

    What a better way to say it as you peruse the nooks and crannies of this card. Beware the dreaded (fill in the blank) you never knew you needed to worry about! And oh by the way.....Merry Christmas!

    Susan N.

    Your art work is wonderful! I am a returning customer!