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Strawberry Thieves Silks

Item: Square Scarf

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Victorian art is woefully short of dinosaurs. Take for example, the most famous Victorian designer, William Morris, who worked for 40 years creating books, paintings, embroidery, stained glass, and hundreds of lavish wallpaper designs. But do you see any dinosaurs? Nope.

But we fixed that. Don drew a parody of Bill’s most famous pattern—Strawberry Thief. But this new design includes all the thunder lizards you could ever want and each one is nibbling a fresh strawberry.

Strawberry Thieves silks are available on a square scarf and a long scarf.

Dimensions & More Info
Square scarf: 36" square (91.5 cm) silk habotai (8 mommes) with hand-hemmed, rolled edges. 

Long scarf: 27" x 78" (68.5 cm x 198 cm) silk habotai (8 mommes) with hand-hemmed, rolled edges.

Made in China.
Designed by Don Moyer
Use & Care

Scarves add flair to your outfit.

For best results, dry clean only. 
With a little care, your silk can last a very long time. Here are some things to avoid:

  • Don’t spray your silk with perfume, deodorant, or hair treatments.
  • Never bleach silk.
  • Don’t store your silk where it is exposed to sunlight for long periods of time.
  • Minimize exposure to water and don’t wring silks dry.
  • Never torture your silks in the dryer.
Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

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Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 25 reviews
Wife was confused...

Got it or the wife, gave it to her while looking at her like an expectant puppy...she looked confused...then DINOSAURS!

Creighton A.
My new favourite scarf - perfect for every occasion!

As a lover of scarves, dinos, and all things Victorian, this was obviously the perfect gift. I splurged for the long scarf, and am so happy I did. It's so long, meaning I can use it a million different ways. The colours and material are all top quality. Thank you for correcting Mr. Morris's design, and adding some much needed dinos!

J D.

My husband got rave reviews when he wore this new tie to the office. It's subtle enough to wear to work (he's an attorney) but definitely got noticed. Great product! More ties, please!!

Dan C.
Caused a stir in the choir loft.

Bought as a Xmas present for my wife. She loves it. She had it on in church last week and got several complements and then one of the ladies sitting behind her in the choir loft realized it had dinos on it. Caused a few laughs and made everyone happy.

The actual best

I bought the tie and pocket square for my husband and the large scarf for myself. We wore them to a fancy party and got SO many compliments from the best people. If you are considering a purchase, consider no further!!! Buy all of em, you deserve it.


I received this fabulous scarf, and it is perfect for adding beauty and wit to my many zoom calls. People just love it! It is weighty silk, and so doesn't blow about in the wind as feared it might--hangs very nicely. I would recommend it very highly. Just perfect.

Tom W.
She loved it. I love it.

Looks great on my girl. Hangs on our wall and reminds us of the importance of having some whimsy in our lives every day.


Just found treasure in my mailbox! The colors and details in the print are charming. It will brighten many outfits, ties nicely, and has great drape. The silk is soft and a lighter weight than most of my scarves which I think will allow a wide variety of ways to style it. Can't wait to wear it and see who notices the dinosaurs!

Fabulous scarf!

I received my scarf yesterday in the mail and I couldn't wait to wear it. So I did. The colors are rich and the fabric luxurious. Or maybe the colors are luxurious and the fabric is rich. BOTH! Since my d-i-l noticed it right away and commented favorably, I'm ordering one for her as a Christmas gift. Thank you, Don, both for making my holiday shopping less loathsome and for decorating me in my new festive scarf!

Melanie D.
Scarf of wonderfulness

Incredible design. I love that Wm Morris style, but dinosaurs and strawberries are the icing on the cake, with cherries on top and sprinkles. Smileriffic.