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Christmas Cliche Ornaments

$ 53.00

A familiar, tranquil, holiday landscape is marred by menacing merriment. All your favorite holiday cliches gone slightly wrong. Hang these naughty nasties on your tree, wall, or window.

Santa’s-soiled-suit red design on flat, white porcelain that measures 3.75" (9.5 cm) in diameter. Four different designs. Each ornament is decorated with the same design on both sides. Individual weight is 2.12 oz (60 g). Comes in a brown kraft gift box for easy gift giving. Gold ribbons for hanging included.

Customer Reviews

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M.F.
Christmas Keeper!

Just ordered for NEXT year - can’t wait already! I’m always late so no matter to me and it’s a reminder as to why I own the “Things Could Be Worse” mugs. Great products! Love them all!

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Bonnie S.
Would you look at these beauties?!

Hot diggidy damn, the red ornaments arrived on December 23rd! They quickly joined their blue cousins on “Acoustapus”, which is as close as we get to a Christmas tree in my house. As of today, January 16th, they’re still up. Why not, they make us happy and you know that Valentines Day will be here in a blink! Get your orders in while they’re available, no kidding, you won’t regret it.

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Virginia K.
OMG!

Ya'll get 5 stars just for bring able to get these out to those if us suffering and starving for Calamityware Christmas Ornaments this year! God Bless ya'll! Eeeeeek! I've already gotten my order in!

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Vicki P.
Tree needed an upgrade

My Christmas tree is pretty and somewhat fancy-ish. Cardinals everywhere, shiny stuff. Enter my new Calamityware ornaments. Sure, I have some amusing ornaments on the tree: a flying pig, Xmas armadillo, leg lamp, pickle (glass, not real)...ok, that's it. Enter monsters, flying monkeys, robots, UFOs and whatnots on the 2022 tree. It just feels right, ya know?

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MC
Perfect gift

A great complement to the mugs I gave out last year for holiday gifts, love the ornaments!

Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews
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M.F.
Christmas Keeper!

Just ordered for NEXT year - can’t wait already! I’m always late so no matter to me and it’s a reminder as to why I own the “Things Could Be Worse” mugs. Great products! Love them all!

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Bonnie S.
Would you look at these beauties?!

Hot diggidy damn, the red ornaments arrived on December 23rd! They quickly joined their blue cousins on “Acoustapus”, which is as close as we get to a Christmas tree in my house. As of today, January 16th, they’re still up. Why not, they make us happy and you know that Valentines Day will be here in a blink! Get your orders in while they’re available, no kidding, you won’t regret it.

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Virginia K.
OMG!

Ya'll get 5 stars just for bring able to get these out to those if us suffering and starving for Calamityware Christmas Ornaments this year! God Bless ya'll! Eeeeeek! I've already gotten my order in!

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Vicki P.
Tree needed an upgrade

My Christmas tree is pretty and somewhat fancy-ish. Cardinals everywhere, shiny stuff. Enter my new Calamityware ornaments. Sure, I have some amusing ornaments on the tree: a flying pig, Xmas armadillo, leg lamp, pickle (glass, not real)...ok, that's it. Enter monsters, flying monkeys, robots, UFOs and whatnots on the 2022 tree. It just feels right, ya know?

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MC
Perfect gift

A great complement to the mugs I gave out last year for holiday gifts, love the ornaments!