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Stay Dry Octopi Towel Set

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Description

Can an aquatic creature know that it is wet? This wet/dry enigma has perplexed philosophers for centuries. In this pattern, some of the octopi are so concerned about staying dry that they're carrying umbrellas. 

If you need more philosophical towels at your house, you came to the right place.

Made from 100% cotton and woven in ecru and anthracite gray, these are not your capricious, old terrycloth towels with fat, unruly loops. Instead, the jacquard loom produces a flat weave to make towels that are lightweight and refined with a delightfully tactile surface, similar to Turkish towels. Reversible design allows the creatures to cavort backwards on the reverse side of each towel.

If you're new to this style of towel, we share some helpful tips in the care instructions below.

 

Set includes two big bath towels (30" x 58") and two hand towels (14" x 24").

 

Find more Stay Dry Octopi items here.

Dimensions & More Info
  • 100% cotton
  • bath towels 30" x 58" (76.2  x 147.3 cm)
  • hand towels 14" x 24" (35.5 x 61 cm)
  • Each towel contains a loop for hanging.
  • Woven in ecru and anthracite gray on a centro jacquard loom.
  • Meets OEKO-TEX® Certification requirements.
  • Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 70th Kickstarter project in 2024.
  • Specially created for us by Liliana and her wizards at the Piscatextil workshop in Portugal.
    Care

    These towels are not traditional thick-looped terry cloth—they are a thin, flat-weave cotton, similar to Turkish cotton towels. Because they are so special, they have some optional care instructions to ensure they perform their very best.

     

    • Consider soaking your towels overnight in clean, cold water to help the cotton fibers relax and expand. This increases their absorbency and makes them softer. You only need to do this step once.
    • After soaking, machine-wash the towels with detergent only. Do not use fabric softener as it can gunk up the fibers and make them less absorbent over time.
    • Air dry for best results or tumble dry low with no dryer sheets. High heat may cause the cotton fibers to tighten back up.
    • Enjoy your new towels!
      Shipping & Returns

      Shipping Information:

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      Where it's made

      Where it's made

      Using the classic technology of an extra-wide jacquard loom, our friends at Piscatextil in Portugal painstakingly weave our patterns into cotton throws, bedspreads, towels, and rugs. Everyone loves the substantial weight of these textiles and the delightful texture that results from the interaction of the dark and light threads.

      Using the classic technology of an extra-wide jacquard loom, our friends at Piscatextil in Portugal painstakingly weave our patterns into cotton throws, bedspreads, towels, and rugs. Everyone loves the substantial weight of these textiles and the delightful texture that results from the interaction of the dark and light threads.

      Who we are

      Who we are

      Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

      Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

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