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A familiar, tranquil, holiday landscape is marred by menacing merriment. All your favorite holiday cliches gone slightly wrong. Hang these naughty nasties on your tree, wall, or window.
Sold only in sets of four. Each set contains four different porcelain ornament designs—the borders are identical but there are four unique center landscapes.
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Calamityware is a tiny, five-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Hot diggidy damn, the red ornaments arrived on December 23rd! They quickly joined their blue cousins on “Acoustapus”, which is as close as we get to a Christmas tree in my house. As of today, January 16th, they’re still up. Why not, they make us happy and you know that Valentines Day will be here in a blink! Get your orders in while they’re available, no kidding, you won’t regret it.
Just ordered for NEXT year - can’t wait already! I’m always late so no matter to me and it’s a reminder as to why I own the “Things Could Be Worse” mugs. Great products! Love them all!
My Christmas tree is pretty and somewhat fancy-ish. Cardinals everywhere, shiny stuff. Enter my new Calamityware ornaments. Sure, I have some amusing ornaments on the tree: a flying pig, Xmas armadillo, leg lamp, pickle (glass, not real)...ok, that's it. Enter monsters, flying monkeys, robots, UFOs and whatnots on the 2022 tree. It just feels right, ya know?
Ya'll get 5 stars just for bring able to get these out to those if us suffering and starving for Calamityware Christmas Ornaments this year! God Bless ya'll! Eeeeeek! I've already gotten my order in!
Love love love my ornaments!!! I got a red and a blue set of the first style. Hope the folks I’m gifting them to love them as well, but I know they will!!! 5 stars on the items and the ease and speed of order and delivery. Will def order from them again!!!!
A great complement to the mugs I gave out last year for holiday gifts, love the ornaments!
i LOVE LOVE LOVE my set of 4 Ornaments, the red ones sold Dec. 2022. Now I am hooked on them! I am hoping to purchase a set of the blue ones before they are gone (but need to build up some more scratch to get them, lol). My grandson loves his Things Could Be Worse tshirt too. He is 16 and will undoubtedly get lots of comments on it since no one else is cool enough to get Calamityware stuff! TU All! Don't tell anyone, but my family is getting the ornaments for Christmas next year. :)
My son and daughter in law LOVE these red ornaments. I told them to check out the website. It’s right up their alley!
Love all of the things I've purchased from you but these are my fave
