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$ 48.00 
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Dogs pretend to be less intelligent than the people they live with. Don’t be fooled. While we work, cook, and clean, they snooze on the couch. Their whole, innocent, you’re-the-boss, I’ll-be-your-best-friend act is actually a cunning conspiracy to avoid labor and get free meals, toys, belly rubs, and a warm place to nap. Brilliant.
Canine Masterminds notecards come in a box of 12 with white envelopes.
Four designs, three of each design included in the pack. Blank inside.
Printed on white card stock.
Shipping Information:
We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).
Shipping & Return Policies:
Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.
Press Craft Printers, our printer of choice for notecards, is a third-generation family-owned business located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They print everything from business cards to booklets to wedding invitations. They digitally print our notecards on card stock so thick and white that our images practically jump from the page.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
