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Physical Gift Card

Amount: $50 Physical Gift Card (email Robot to purchase)

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Physical Calamityware gift card, notecard, and envelope to send to Aunt Sally so she has something to open.

To order this item, you must email All denominations listed are available, and physical gift cards ship for free. In your email, tell Robot which denomination you'd like, and she will email you an invoice.

Physical gift card will come with a blank notecard and blank envelope, so you can write your message to Aunt Sally. If you'd like us to send the physical gift card directly to Aunt Sally, also inform Robot of the brief message you'd like to be included on the notecard (around 140 characters). Monkey will hand-write your message on the notecard. 

All physical gift cards will need to be activated once the card is received. Activation will require recipient to email with the following information:

1. Recipient's name (that's Aunt Sally)

2. Secret code on back of card

3. Sender's name (that's you)

Activation instructions are included with gift card. We will do our best to activate the cards immediately but we may be a little slower on weekends and evenings.

Note: Gift card purchases are not eligible for promotional giveaways. Purchases made with a gift card are eligible for active promotional giveaways if one is running at the time of redemption. Gift cards may be redeemed at only (you can't use them in our Spoonflower shop). Calamityware gift cards are non-refundable.

If this process is too complicated for you, remember you can purchase a digital gift card that will arrive activated in your email immediately. 

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

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Wanted to give our daughter and husband a small gift as a housewarming present but can’t choose. I thought this would able them to choose for themselves. Thank you for your prompt response. Dishes dishwasher safe ?