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A tea towel decorated with a bunch of obnoxious, adorably-pompous cats. Will they rub against you and purr or try to rip your face off? There's only one way to find out for sure.
Digitally printed, 100% cotton.
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Calamityware is a small, four-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Calamityware is a small, four-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
the design is awesome. Also quite well made and does the job! Wash before first use for best results
The tea towel arrived with all its qualities intact, I think. It'll be hard to verify the claim that there's enough pink to stun a rhino, so I'll leave that test to the lucky recipient when her birthday arrives in a couple more months. I can see for myself that the attitude emanations are fully effective.
