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Skedaddleosaurus Bags

Item: Tote

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With the Skedaddleosaurus Bags, you don’t have to leave good taste behind while making your escape. Whether you’re getting away for the weekend or starting a permanent, dystopian road trip, these are the bags for you.

These quilted-cotton tote bags are enlivened with two distinctive patterns. The exterior pattern has dinosaurs escaping on bicycles and the interior of the bag features a complementary pattern of menacing asteroids. Pattern designs by Don Moyer in a soothing palette of Bright Aqua, Teal, Caribbean Sea, and Caviar.

Available in a tote bag and a duffle bag.

Tote bag is large enough to hold two chihuahuas with room to spare.

Duffle bag is big enough to hold an unconscious English bulldog.

Dimensions & More Info


  • Dimensions: 14”W x 6”L x 13”H (35.5 cm x 15 cm x 33 cm). Strap drop approximately 12” (30.5 cm) for over-the-shoulder use.
  • Full top zip to secure your goodies.
  • One exterior pocket—with a zipper.
  • Six slip pockets on the inside to keep your granola bars separate from your gold bars.
  • Flat bottom for stability in turbulent times.
  • Large enough to hold two chihuahuas with room to spare.


  • Dimensions: 20”W x 10”L x 12”H (60 cm x 25.5 cm x 30.5 cm). Strap drop approximately 16” (40.5 cm) for over-the-shoulder use.
  • Full top zip to secure your goodies.
  • Three exterior pockets—one zipper pocket on the front and two slip pockets on the ends.
  • Six slip pockets on the inside to keep your ray gun separate from your Ray-Bans.
  • Flat bottom for stability in turbulent times.


  • Both bags are designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 48th Kickstarter project in 2020.
  • Made in China.
Use & Care
TOTE: Makes a great diaper bag, so we're told. Large enough to hold two chihuahuas with room to spare.

DUFFEL BAG: Perfect carry on bag for travel by air. Be sure to check your airline carry-on size guidelines, as they may vary. Large enough to hold an unconscious English bulldog.

  • Machine washable (for instructions, read on).
  • First, remove your stuff and the bottom stiffener.
  • Then, machine wash in cold water on gentle cycle with mild detergent.
  • Dry flat.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Do not iron.
  • Then put your stuff back in.
Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

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Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 79 reviews
Shala H.
Joy in a bag

My husband surprised me with the duffel & tote last week. I immediately put them to use as knitting bags. The tote is a great size for most smaller-than-a-blanket projects with plenty of room for knitting/crocheting tools, multiple skeins, the pattern book, and my phone/headphones for listening to an audiobook or podcast while I work. The duffel bag, however, is without question the finest blanket-sized knitting solution I have ever tried. It has plenty of room for the skeins & tools, as well as for the increasingly giant blanket being built. In the past, I had been forced to use a giant plastic bin to store my yarn & blanket-in-progress. The duffel bag is both much more fun and much easier to tote up and down the stairs. Plus it has dinosaurs! Hence, the Joy in a Bag 5 - star rating. :)

Holds unconcious pets very well, room for 4 cats (3 if they're chonky)

Why did the postal service hold this bag hostage over the holidays. Nevertheless it's here, it's huge and it's mine, all mine! Beautiful construction, lining is amazing. I love these dinos so much, lining is beautiful. I shall lord it over friends and family forever, or until the cat gets back into it and refuses to get out.

The ultimate bag for 2020!

I received my bag from Fedex yesterday. What fantastic colors inside and out. Did not realize the variety of the dinosaurs dashing for their lives on their bicycles. So sturdy but will not fit my 50 pound hunting dog very well but he thinks it makes a comfy pillow. So happy I purchased this ( the dog actually got it for me for my birthday as he heard me sighing over such beautiful bags). Am waiting to see what else the future holds. Thanks for all the thrills!

Love the Dinosaurs!

This is a great tote! Not only is the fabric fun, but the bag itself is light and sturdy. It has an outside pocket big enough for my keys, which I love since I can never find them. The handles are great and fit comfortably on my shoulder. I love that there are lots of different kinds of dinosaurs riding the penny-farthing. If you are attracted to this bag, you will not be disappointed. Baby Yoda hand sanitizer sold separately. Keep up the good work Don and crew of bring us fun items to add to our china purchases!

Heather D.
Dogs don't like dinosaurs

I bought the larger duffle, big enough to comfortably fit my disgruntled pet! Based on his rude review I'll save the bag for toting my things inside, no dogs, cats or gerbils may enter. I love it, it's big, roomy, adorable and very well constructed... I recommend it to you with no reservations!

Cari C.
Cute Bag

I needed to purchase this for my daughter as a gift (hope she doesn’t see this). She is a BMX rider at 28! She has an affinity for the T-Rex so this bag was a win all around. Love the detail and the tote itself!

Calamity P.
I love it!

My tote bag is so wonderful. I can use it to haul yarn or projects, which is what occupies it presently. I can sit and meditate on all the little dinosaurs running away from the falling meteors, which they can't actually see, meteors being on the inside. It appears to be well-made, another bonus feature! I highly recommend the tote for design and practicality, as well as jolly good fun! BTW, the tote is very roomy, with handy pockets inside and out.

Skedaddle and get this!

I need fear no asteroids, for my Dinos on bikes are with me! Prepare for the apocalypse: The duffel bag easily fits two sets of queen sheets and two blankets, with plenty of room for a wine bottle with bottle opener and stoppers, a bag of chips and chip clips, and other essentials. Not into the apocalypse? You can help set up friend in temporary lodgings. Bonus: when it’s empty, your cat will take up residence.

Wonderful tote and duffle bags

I received both of my bags. They are perfect. I love everything about them, from the color to the dinosaurs and don't forget the meteors. I am never disappointed in Calamityware.


My bags arrived today . They are very well made and the print is hilarious! I can’t wait for my next road trip.