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Things Could Be Worse Kitchen Textiles

$ 14.00
Item:
Placemats (Pack of 4)
Napkins (Pack of 4)
Tea Towels (Pack of 3)
Apron
Oven Mitt
Pot Holders (Pack of 2)
One Set Of Each

We've heard people say that they can't get enough Calamityware. These new kitchen and dining room textiles puts that sentiment to the test. All of your favorite Calamities are jammed into a loud, endless, traditional landscape. All textiles are printed in Calamityware blue on white 100% cotton by textile wizards in India. Machine washable. 

Available items are:

Placemats (4 in each set) - 13.5" X 19"

Napkins (4 in each set) - 18" X 18"

Tea Towels (3 in each set) - 18.5" X 27.5" - includes corner loop

Apron (sold individually) - 33" X 29" - includes front pocket

Oven Mitt (sold individually) - 7.5" X 13"

Pot Holders (2 in each set) - 8" X 8"

One Set Of Each - 4 Placemats, 4 Napkins, 3 Tea Towels, 1 Apron, 1 Oven Mitt, 2 Pot Holders.

 

Customer Reviews

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Arlene S.
Washes up great!

First outing with the apron, of course I spill molasses all over myself. But it washed up beautifully and no permanent staining (phew!) I was cooking for my 85YO mom and she said “what a pretty apron!” So I told her to look closer and she said “There’s a monster!” and started giggling like anything, so a hit for all ages.

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ILYSE S.
Napkins are delightful 😊

Great napkins! Thick material and absorbent. Adorable design (of course). Perfect to commemorate 2020-2021. I highly recommend!

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Sam B.
Scary cool!

Being something of a placemat connoisseur I was pleasantly surprised by the super high quality of these placements. The subject matter may be ever so slightly silly, but someone obviously took materials and craftsmanship very seriously. And delivery was faster than a speeding pterodactyl. Strong work!

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Dena M.
Best placemats

Great imagery; wash well. A good basic addition to our daily table setting.

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Briana K.
Best napkins ever!

I’m a little obsessed with the “things could be worse” pattern, ever since a friend got me the mug. I purchased the napkins and they are awesome. They are high-quality and wash well, but, most importantly, they are the source of wonderful dinner conversation and amusement when guests get close enough to realize they are not boring old napkins. They are whimsical and creative and fun. 100% recommend!

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Mary T.
Just perfect!

I purchased placemats, napkins and the apron. I love them all! Everything is so well made. The design of the material is just awesome and got all kinds of great comments from our Thanksgiving Day guests.

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T.L.
Napkins fit for a picnic with all manner of creatures

I ordered the napkins to tuck into my daughter's picnic basket with the thought that they would make a lovely, perfectly weird addition to her very English picnic ware. Not only were they just right for my purposes, they were also high-quality enough to welcome the upper crust of any species, both earthly and alien, to the picnic and feel that we were hosting them in style. Well done, indeed!

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Amy M.
Love them!

I ordered the placemats, napkins and potholders. So great. Good material!

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S.S.
Placemats, Napkins, Hot Pad, Oven Mit, and Tea Towels

I bought the placemats and napkins for myself! Love them. The other items will be distributed as pieces in gift baskets for Christmas. Really looking forward to recipient reactions!

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J.B.

Great table napkins, love the design!

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Arlene S.
Washes up great!

First outing with the apron, of course I spill molasses all over myself. But it washed up beautifully and no permanent staining (phew!) I was cooking for my 85YO mom and she said “what a pretty apron!” So I told her to look closer and she said “There’s a monster!” and started giggling like anything, so a hit for all ages.

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ILYSE S.
Napkins are delightful 😊

Great napkins! Thick material and absorbent. Adorable design (of course). Perfect to commemorate 2020-2021. I highly recommend!

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Sam B.
Scary cool!

Being something of a placemat connoisseur I was pleasantly surprised by the super high quality of these placements. The subject matter may be ever so slightly silly, but someone obviously took materials and craftsmanship very seriously. And delivery was faster than a speeding pterodactyl. Strong work!

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Dena M.
Best placemats

Great imagery; wash well. A good basic addition to our daily table setting.

B
Briana K.
Best napkins ever!

I’m a little obsessed with the “things could be worse” pattern, ever since a friend got me the mug. I purchased the napkins and they are awesome. They are high-quality and wash well, but, most importantly, they are the source of wonderful dinner conversation and amusement when guests get close enough to realize they are not boring old napkins. They are whimsical and creative and fun. 100% recommend!

M
Mary T.
Just perfect!

I purchased placemats, napkins and the apron. I love them all! Everything is so well made. The design of the material is just awesome and got all kinds of great comments from our Thanksgiving Day guests.

T
T.L.
Napkins fit for a picnic with all manner of creatures

I ordered the napkins to tuck into my daughter's picnic basket with the thought that they would make a lovely, perfectly weird addition to her very English picnic ware. Not only were they just right for my purposes, they were also high-quality enough to welcome the upper crust of any species, both earthly and alien, to the picnic and feel that we were hosting them in style. Well done, indeed!

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Amy M.
Love them!

I ordered the placemats, napkins and potholders. So great. Good material!

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S.S.
Placemats, Napkins, Hot Pad, Oven Mit, and Tea Towels

I bought the placemats and napkins for myself! Love them. The other items will be distributed as pieces in gift baskets for Christmas. Really looking forward to recipient reactions!

J
J.B.

Great table napkins, love the design!