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Vigilant Dragons Cookie Jar

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Description

Enjoy treat storage with the added protection of magical, snack-loving dragons, straight out of Don Moyer's sketchbook.

Stoneware canisters available in one size. Holds 84 ounces. Includes a lid with an airtight seal.

The Vigilant Dragons Cookie Jar is identical in shape and size to our large Kitchen Witch canister.

Dimensions & More Info
  • Exterior: 5.125"D x 5.125"W x 10.125"H (13 cm x 13 cm x 25.72 cm)
  • Opening: 4" diameter (10 cm)
  • Holds 84 ounces (2.5 L).
  • Airtight lids with silicone seals preserve freshness.
  • Blue images on white stoneware
  • Decorated on all four sides with fearsome, cookie-loving dragons to scare away timid snack pirates and discourage unauthorized withdrawals.
  • Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 40th Kickstarter project in 2019.
  • Made by wizards in China who specialize in crafting stoneware using permanent, on-glaze decoration techniques.
    Use & Care

    Use:

    • Makes an excellent storage place for all your snacks.
    • And because it looks like an innocent cookie jar, you’ll find it a superb place to conceal caches, hoards, and stashes.
    • For example, some people have said they plan to use the cookie jar to hide secret accumulations of contraband, gemstones, antique coins, and chocolate.
    • No one will suspect. Can hold 90 Oreo cookies.
    • Heavy enough to be a weapon.


    Care:

    • Food safe.
    • Dishwasher safe.
    Shipping & Returns

    Shipping Information:

    We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

     

    Shipping & Return Policies:

    Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

    Where it's made

    Where it's made

    Our stoneware is made in China where they’ve been perfecting this technology for three thousand years. Stoneware beats porcelain for large objects and items with lids because it shrinks less in the kiln and retains its true dimensions much better. The glazed stoneware of our Kitchen Witch Canisters and Vigilant-Dragons Cookie Jar is made of high-quality, non-porous ceramic clay heated to extremely high temperatures. Dense, impermeable, and hard enough to resist scratching, it is also capable of displaying colors with great vibrancy.

    Our stoneware is made in China where they’ve been perfecting this technology for three thousand years. Stoneware beats porcelain for large objects and items with lids because it shrinks less in the kiln and retains its true dimensions much better. The glazed stoneware of our Kitchen Witch Canisters and Vigilant-Dragons Cookie Jar is made of high-quality, non-porous ceramic clay heated to extremely high temperatures. Dense, impermeable, and hard enough to resist scratching, it is also capable of displaying colors with great vibrancy.

    Who we are

    Who we are

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

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