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Zombie Poodle Unisex T-Shirt

Size: Unisex S

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Poodles are gregarious and zombies are a curse.
So, you know that zombie poodles are probably the worst.

The same zombie poodle that infests your Calamityware dinnerware is now on a t-shirt.

Printed on Bella+Canvas soul-sucker black t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut.

Sizes & More Info

The design is printed using the discharge method rather than traditional silk screening. This is done with water-based inks that soak into the fabric, instead of just sitting on top of it, which makes for a lighter weight, look, and feel.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 8 reviews
Erin F.
An excellent reminder

We have an elderly toy poodle, Junie, whom we adore, but dear god what happens if she dies and resurrects as a zombie?! She is already a bit addled and tends to walk like one. This shirt is an excellent ongoing reminder to us that we must treat her like an absolute pampered pooch QUEEN so as not to bring on the poodle apocalypse. Who knows what other dogs she might turn? And people! She is so cute that humans often approach her while squealing with delight. What a clever ruse to get them close enough to bite. Thank you, Don, for this charming and fashionable reminder to poodle parents everywhere. Even better, the t-shirt is well-made, true to size and comfy, so it will remind us of our duty to humanity for years to come. Trust me, with the vast number of creatures her cuteness could lure to her if she became a zombie, things could be MUCH WORSE!

K Z.
Zombie Poodles Rule

I love this shirt. True to size, soft and comfortable. My shirt also came with a beautiful purple bandana which I was happy to receive. This shirt simply makes me happy to wear it.

Deborah T.
Love the zombie poodle

When I first met my (now) husband I had a tiny poodle. He laughed at the tiny poodle then promptly feel in love with him. He laughed at first, but promptly fell in love with this shirt!


Bought this for my husband. He loves it!
Very nice quality, washes well, quickly delivered.
Buy with confidence!

My poodle tee

Omg totally love my poodle T-shirt. Quality and sizing was great

Love this!

It is everything a t-shirt should be!

Laura M.
Perfect Gift for the Halloween Lover

I bought this t-shirt as a gift for a co-worker who celebrates Halloween the entire month of October. She loves it! We are still working remotely and she was bummed about not being able to wear it to the office so everyone could see it. Maybe next year!
As always, delivery was speedy and the product was as advertised. Thank you Calamityware team for creating such fun, high quality products.

Shelley Z.

Actually bought this t-shirt for my son. May have to buy one for myself. Obsessed with the Zombie Poodle!