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Robot Uprising BADbandana (3-Pack)

Options: 1 set of 3

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The robot uprising is coming. Will you be ready? This BADbandana is a daily reminder to prepare for our new overlords.

Each pack includes three 100% cotton bandanas with the same design in white on a deep blue background.

Dimensions & More Info
  • 21" square (53.5 cm)
  • Duplex printing on 100 percent sturdy cotton fabric with stitched edges.
  • This means color is applied to both sides of the bandana, contributing to its sturdiness.
  • If you’re looking for a soft, kitten-belly-like material, this is NOT it.
  • These bandanas are made like the ones from Don’s youth…tough, strong, and rugged.
  • The cotton material has been sized to improve printing and help hold the color in.
  • If you wash it enough times, eventually the cotton will soften.
  • The fifth bandana designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 39th Kickstarter project in 2019.
  • Made in USA.
Use & Care
Bandanas have countless uses for fashion, personal hygiene, and stagecoach robbery. They also make great gifts.

We recommend laundering in cold water (with cold water detergent), with like colors and line drying. Whatever you do, do not bleach. And don't commercial launder. Be careful, as some surface ink may wash or rub off. And note that some shrinkage may occur.

After multiple washes, your bandanas should start to soften up. But they will never be like the material of your favorite t-shirt or feel like your kitten's belly.
    Shipping & Returns

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    Where it's made

    Our bandanas are made in Rock Hill, South Carolina. Our unique BADbandana designs are printed on a special duplex press that imprints both sides of the fabric in one pass. These are like the sturdy cotton bandanas that Don grew up with.

    Who we are

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 52 reviews
    Franz R.
    Think it through.

    Do not buy this unless you want a totally awesome bandanna with robots on it. (And who wouldn’t?)

    Robots in Every Room? Why not!

    My grandson asked for a pillow with robots on it for his 6th birthday. I couldn't find fabric anywhere, so I took a break with a cup of tea in my Things Could Be Worse mug. Inspiration struck, and in an ironic twist, the Robot Uprising saved the day. Since this was probably the1000th pillow I sewed, I felt a bit robotic myself. My grandson is thrilled. WIn-win-win!

    P.S. I ordered the Things Could Be Worse fabric from Spoonflower. He's going to get another pillow, soon. Just stop making great stuff, will you?

    My Covid-19 mask!

    Things could always be worse!

    Good size, good quality

    I've been wearing these all week. It keeps the hair out of my eyes, the sun off my bald spot, and my hands off my face. They're a good size for my larger than usual head as well. Just took a little practice to the wrap right. Who doesn't love robots?

    Ryan M.F.
    Dogs must please robot overlords as well...

    This badbandanna is beautiful and can be altered to appropriately fit a 40 lb dog, so that she can also be found pleasing during the uprising. I wish the original one was still available, though. I would buy that too.

    E C.
    Best Bad Bandanas Ever

    I was going to use these for napkins, but they are so large and bad that I'm making a pillow for my grandson. That leaves me one napkin for my Sunday dinner. You're not alone when you're eating with robots, you know.

    All hail robot bandana!

    Magnificent quality! Superior robots!

    Big hit at Christmas!

    The Robot Uprising bandanas were a huge hit in the Christmas stockings for my son and son in law! Nice big size, too!

    Sara R.
    Pls accept this token of our gratitude, overlords...

    Nice quality fabric, super cute print, always love a good subversive message to my corporate overlords. Very happy!


    Love the BAnDana! too cool otherwise... no comments necessary... What a great idea!~