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Countless books, comics, and films have celebrated the joys of space travel—hopping around the universe luxuriating in high-tech adventures. Poppycock! Space travel is awful—a dreadful blend of tedious and dangerous. Each double-page-spread includes a drawing and a description of the inconveniences you can avoid by staying home.
Hardcover book written and illustrated by Don Moyer.
Forty-eight black and white pages plus color end sheets and a color dust jacket.
Bundle with our other little books at a discount here.
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Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Gift for my duffuss brother
Too cute. I gave it to my “want-to-be-an-astronaut” daughter. Lol!
I did not follow the advice of this most excellent advice and am now stuck on Mars waiting for the next transport back to Earth. Don't you wait another second before buying this indispensable guide. Children soon about to fly the nest? Get this for them as well. You won't regret it.
Great funny & weird little book that will make the perfect stocking stuffer for your funny & weird friends. Hardcover, heavy paper stock and lots of illustrations. RECOMMEND!
Not that I was planning to travel to outer space, but this will surely talk anyone out of going. Don's sentiments are short, sweet, and to the point. The accompanying illustrations are wonderful. This is a must read, or must give to for anyone you need to talk out of space travel. Some of these things are also true for domestic travel as well...
This clever, funny book provides rather sound advice about space travel with devilishly detailed drawings of space creatures. I gave it as a gift to my boyfriend who would go into space in a minute.
After reading this book they might decide to stay home after all. Got as a gift for our son. I hope his laughs will encourage our teenage granddaughter to read it. She thinks books are no fun. "Give me my screen!"
You'll think twice about that application to NASA when you've finished this hilarious little book.
I've never wanted to go to space, and now I don't need to explain my reasoning to friends, NASA, or extraterrestrial recruiting firms. The research is in, and it's conclusive.
I have a collect of books for passing the time on the back of my toilet and this was the perfect addition to my collection of oddities.
