Things Could Be Worse Porcelain Ball Ornaments

Deck the halls with a little disaster.  Nothing says holiday cheer quite like a beautifully decorated Christmas tree featuring scenes of impending doom.

Our Things Could Be Worse Christmas ornaments bring a festive twist to our signature artwork, where ordinary life is interrupted by giant robots, strange creatures, and other unexpected calamities. Because even your Christmas tree could use a little perspective.

Available in classic red with gold trim or blue with platinum trim, each 3-inch porcelain ornament features intricate Things Could Be Worse artwork and elegant metallic trim. They look perfectly respectable hanging on your tree. At least until someone takes a closer look.  The blue version features elements of our classic Things Could Be Worse design, while the red version features elements from the Christmas could be worse design. Either way, there will be Pterodactyls.

Hang them on your tree, give them as gifts, or use them as a reminder that no matter how chaotic the holidays get, things could always be worse.

Available individually or as a set of two (one red and one blue). Because calamities are more festive when they come in pairs.

Porcelain ball ornament made in China and hand decorated in Maryland.

• 3"H (7.6 cm), 3" diameter (7.6 cm)
• Weighs about 4 ounces (113 gm).
• Made from porcelain.
• Will not hold eggnog.
• Do not allow your children to play wiffle ball with the ornament, despite the ornament's intricate cut outs and your children's convincing arguments that run contrary to your better judgement.
  
• Each ornament comes with a red ribbon.
• Single ornaments are packaged in individual boxes, while the set of two ornaments is packaged in one box as a two-pack.
• Based on the artwork of Don Moyer in Pittsburgh, PA.
• Porcelain ornament is made in China.
• Blue and red designs are decorated onto the ornament by hand and kiln fired in Reisterstown, MD.

• Makes a great Christmas gift for Calamityware lovers.
• Show off the "Things Could Be Worse" and "Christmas Could Be Worse" designs to your family members that refuse to eat from porcelain plates or drink from mugs.  Don't we all have that cousin that eats with their hands?
• Perfect stocking stuffers.

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

Shipping & Return Policies:

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